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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 16, 2025
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.
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Sydney Smith (1771 - 1845)  
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
Facts are stupid things.
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Ronald Reagan (1911 - 2004)  
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"  
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