Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
October 15Lily Tomlin, Russell Baker, Jane Austen, Carl Becker
October 14Jonathan Winters, Henri-Frédéric Amiel, Frank Zappa, John Kenneth Galbraith
October 13Woody Allen, Evelle J. Younger, Rita Mae Brown, Mark Twain
October 12Ronald Reagan, George Carlin, Samuel Johnson, Clive Barnes
October 11Ralph Hodgson, Buck Henry, Yogi Berra, Maurice Maeterlinck
October 10Henry Kissinger, Wendell Johnson, H. L. Mencken, Richard Feynman
October 09Anonymous, Stanislaw J. Lec, Bertrand Russell, George Bernard Shaw
October 08Johnny Carson, Peter Stone, John Wayne, James Russell Lowell
October 07Will Rogers, Alfred Hitchcock, Steven Weinberg, Sir Richard Steele
October 06Groucho Marx, Lucille S. Harper, Sir Francis Bacon, Thomas Fuller
October 05Fred Allen, National Lampoon, Paul Valery, Robert McCloskey
October 04George Orwell, Herman Melville, Dan Quayle, Jackie Mason
October 03Japanese Proverb, Max Beerbohm, Booth Tarkington, Tom Hanks
October 02Mark Twain, Joey Bishop, Vladimir Nabokov, Evan Esar
October 01Woody Allen, Art Spander, Denis Diderot, Foster's Law
September 30Thomas H. Huxley, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Philip K. Dick, Elbert Hubbard
September 29Charles Kuralt, Ernest Haskins, Jerry Garcia, Oscar Levant
September 28Unknown, Russell Baker, Cary Grant, Ronald Reagan
September 27Wilson Mizner, Adrienne E. Gusoff, Oscar Wilde, Sir Arthur Eddington
September 26Ogden Nash, B. F. Skinner, Henry Kissinger, Rene Descartes
September 25Groucho Marx, Alan Kay, Mae West, Dorothy Parker
September 24Robert Heinlein, Bagdikian's Observation, Rita Rudner, Paul Valery
September 23George Carlin, Ambrose Bierce, Judge Gideon J. Tucker, George Bernard Shaw
September 22George Gallup, Albert Einstein, Bertolt Brecht, Elaine Gill
September 21Charles M. Schulz, Emo Phillips, John Kenneth Galbraith, Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
September 20Jeannette Rankin, Peter Ustinov, Ellen DeGeneres, Jean-Paul Sartre
September 19Pancho Villa, Woody Allen, John Ciardi, Yogi Berra
September 18Arthur Honegger, Stephen Leacock, Abraham Lincoln, Jerry Seinfeld
September 17Galileo Galilei, Edgar Allan Poe, Katharine Whitehorn, Oscar Wilde
September 16Ogden Nash, Kilgore Trout, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Edward Young
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