Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
May 29Dan Quayle, Phineas Taylor Barnum, Oscar Levant, Richard Lewis
May 28Lily Tomlin, H. L. Mencken, Douglas Adams, Elizabeth Aston
May 27Miss Piggy, John Ciardi, Jane Caminos, Helen Rowland
May 26Blore's Razor, Johann von Neumann, Oscar Wilde, Bernard M. Baruch
May 25Alfred Hitchcock, Charles M. Schulz, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Penn Jillette
May 24Shirley Temple, Unknown, Edward Abbey, Robert Pirsig
May 23e e cummings, Harry S Truman, Bill Cosby, Friedrich Nietzsche
May 22James Thurber, Rick Cook, Dorothy Parker, Laurence J. Peter
May 21Thomas A. Edison, Isaac Asimov, Daphne du Maurier, Benjamin Disraeli
May 20Ambrose Bierce, Galileo Galilei, Will Durant, Casey Stengel
May 19Sir Julian Huxley, National Lampoon, Lyndon B. Johnson, Thomas Mann
May 18Will Rogers, Henny Youngman, Ellen DeGeneres, Henri-Frédéric Amiel
May 17Jerome K. Jerome, Stephen Leacock, Andrew S. Tanenbaum, Bertrand Russell
May 16William Blake, H. G. Wells, Robert Frost, Moby
May 15Blake Clark, Joe Martin, Agatha Christie, Edith Sitwell
May 14Donald Foster, David Coblitz, Stanislaw J. Lec, Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan
May 13P. J. O'Rourke, Oscar Wilde, W. Somerset Maugham, Robert Benchley
May 12Bill Hoest, George Bernard Shaw, G. K. Chesterton, Ronald Reagan
May 11Unknown, Cyril Connolly, John J. Plomp, George Jessel
May 10Robert Heinlein, Mark Twain, Mitch Hedberg, Scott Adams
May 09George Winters, Marty Indik, Isaac Asimov, Thomas Hardy
May 08John Benfield, Mae West, Soren Kierkegaard, Evan Esar
May 07Barry Commoner, Gene Fowler, Voltaire, Tina Fey
May 06Laurence J. Peter, George Burns, Quentin Crisp, Nancy Astor
May 05George Wald, Vince Lombardi, Jerome K. Jerome, Alice Roosevelt Longworth
May 04Doctor Who, Suzanne Necker, Peter Ustinov, John Gunther
May 03Dame Rose Macaulay, Tom Stoppard, H. L. Mencken, Kevin Rose
May 02Andy Gibb, Edgar Watson Howe, G. K. Chesterton, Devin J. Monroe
May 01Ronnie Shakes, Frank Leahy, Albert Einstein, Gregory Thomas Garcia, Alan Kirschenbaum
April 30Abigail Van Buren, William Gibson, Woody Allen, Marie Curie
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