Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
May 25Fred Allen, H. E. Martz, George Bernard Shaw, Hermann Hesse
May 24Abigail Van Buren, Samuel Johnson, Jerry Seinfeld, David Hoselton
May 23Paul Fix, James Thurber, John Cage, Mitch Hedberg
May 22Jean-Paul Sartre, Honore de Balzac, Peter Ustinov, John Ruskin
May 21Walt Disney, Thomas H. Huxley, Fran Lebowitz, Albert Einstein
May 20Judith Martin, Tallulah Bankhead, Jack London, Scott Adams
May 19Sir Edward Appleton, Ronald Reagan, Sir Winston Churchill, Bertrand Russell
May 18Carl Sandburg, Abraham Lincoln, Oscar Wilde, Mark Twain
May 17Dorothy Parker, Marvin Minsky, Henry Kissinger, Chuck Lorre, Steven Molaro and Eric Kaplan
May 16Robert Benchley, Thomas Pickering, Samuel McChord Crothers, Sydney Smith
May 15James Magary, Fyodor Dostoevsky, A. J. Liebling, Edward Abbey
May 14James Reston, Andre Maurois, Friedrich Nietzsche, Jeff Foxworthy
May 13G. H. Hardy, Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, Joan Rivers, Rebecca West
May 12H. L. Mencken, Henry David Thoreau, Groucho Marx, Samuel Butler
May 11Gloria Borger, Orson Welles, Elbert Hubbard, Alfred Korzybski
May 10Sir Julian Huxley, Umberto Eco, George Orwell, George Lucas
May 09Alfred Hitchcock, George Carlin, Robert W. Sarnoff, Ernest Hemingway
May 08James Branch Cabell, Samuel Goldwyn, Bob Edwards, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
May 07Daniel J. Boorstin, Quentin Crisp, Robert Morley, Logan Pearsall Smith
May 06Abraham Lincoln, Edward Chilton, Willis Player, Nikola Tesla
May 05James Thurber, Edward Young, Robert Jackson, Jeph Jacques
May 04Frank Zappa, Jane Caminos, Margaret Halsey, Yogi Berra
May 03Euripides, P. B. Medawar, Herm Albright, Gary Zukav
May 02Oscar Wilde, Oliver Wendell Holmes, George Bernard Shaw, Robert Orben
May 01Elbert Hubbard, Unknown, Samuel Johnson, Gertrude Stein
April 30John Stuart Mill, Bill Watterson, J. Bartlett Brebner, William Hazlitt
April 29Dana Carvey, Shelley Winters, Mark Twain, Elizabeth Aston
April 28W. C. Fields, John Buchan, Donald H. Rumsfeld, Eric Hoffer
April 27Saki, Bethania McKenstry, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Jay Leno
April 26Arthur C. Clarke, J. W. Schopf, Hobart Brown, Doug Larson
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