Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
October 24Bill Vaughan, Paul Gauguin, Scott Adams, William James
October 23Edward P. Tryon, Eric Hoffer, Edmond de Goncourt, Johnny Carson
October 22Mark Twain, Andy Gibb, Herb Caen, Terry Pratchett
October 21Friedrich Nietzsche, Lenin, J. Robert Oppenheimer, Jules Renard
October 20Will Rogers, Joey Adams, Alfred Hitchcock, John Blake
October 19Tellis Frank, Thomas H. Huxley, H. L. Mencken, Sophocles
October 18Jean Giraudoux, Kin Hubbard, Henry David Thoreau, Al Boliska
October 17Fred Allen, Chinese Proverb, Charles Lamb, Richard Pryor
October 16Anonymous, Elbert Hubbard, George Burns, Henry Stimson
October 15Flip Wilson, Richard Feynman, Slovenian Proverb, William Cobbett
October 14Robert Frost, Unknown, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Arthur Schopenhauer
October 13Ralph Waldo Emerson, Tallulah Bankhead, Jay Leno, W. Somerset Maugham
October 12Steven Wright, James Thurber, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, George Lucas
October 11Tom Lehrer, Ann Landers, Paul Tillich, Greg Garcia
October 10Leonard Louis Levinson, Frank Zappa, Dennis Miller, John Dewey
October 09Liza Minnelli, Benjamin H. Brewster, G. K. Chesterton, Robert Heinlein
October 08Alfred E. Wiggam, Jimmy Buffett, Lee Iacocca, Randy K. Milholland
October 07Yogi Berra, Thomas Jefferson, H. L. Mencken, Calvin Trillin
October 06Mark Twain, Robert Fulford, Alice Roosevelt Longworth, Stephen Colbert
October 05Robert Benchley, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, Rita Rudner, Alfred North Whitehead
October 04Samuel Butler, Robert Orben, Gore Vidal, William Shakespeare
October 03Robert Byrne, George Bernard Shaw, Friedrich von Schiller, Samuel Johnson
October 02Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, Martin Mull, Soren Kierkegaard, Bertrand Russell
October 01Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Ambrose Bierce, Will Rogers , Henri-Frédéric Amiel
September 29Laurence J. Peter, Willie Tyler, Douglas Adams, Thomas Mann
September 28Evelyn Waugh, Charles M. Schulz, Hector Berlioz, Jack Handey
September 27Muhammad Ali, Groucho Marx, Saki, Marie Curie
September 26H. L. Mencken, E. M. Forster, Kin Hubbard, Franz Kafka
September 25Ernest Hemingway, Dorothy L. Sayers, John Wilmot, Lewis Carroll
September 24John Kenneth Galbraith, Edwin P. Whipple, Hermann Hesse, Leo Rosten
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