Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
May 27Tom Stoppard, Russell Baker, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Eddie Izzard
May 26Mark Twain, Douglas Adams, Edward Teller, Norman Mailer
May 25George Bernard Shaw, Charles Haddon Spurgeon, Woody Allen, Will Rogers
May 24Andrew S. Tanenbaum, Johnny Carson, Unknown, Eric Hoffer
May 23Henry Fielding, Jerry Seinfeld, Christopher Morley, Randy K. Milholland
May 22Judith Martin, Jean Kerr, George Santayana, Ferdinand Foch
May 21H. L. Mencken, Fran Lebowitz, Aldous Huxley, Ray Bradbury
May 20Georges Clemenceau, Erma Bombeck, Bill Cosby, John Ruskin
May 19Friedrich Nietzsche, Sidney J. Harris, Tallulah Bankhead, Thomas H. Huxley
May 18Mae West, Fred Allen, Charles Wadsworth, Terry Pratchett
May 17Eugene McCarthy, Alfred A. Knopf, Logan Pearsall Smith, Paula Poundstone
May 16Robert Frost, John Cleese, William James, George Carlin
May 15Bobby Knight, Georg Christoph Lichtenberg, George Jean Nathan, Rodney Dangerfield
May 14Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Harry Shearer, George C. Marshall, Craig Newmark
May 13James Thurber, James Magary, Michel de Montaigne, Herman Melville
May 12Unknown, Gloria Borger, John Kenneth Galbraith, Randy K. Milholland
May 11G. Gordon Liddy, Art Spander, P. J. O'Rourke, Peter Blake
May 10Ken Hakuta, Margaret Millar, Bill Clinton, Stephen Colbert
May 09Daniel J. Boorstin, John Updike, Frank Bruno, Cyril Connolly
May 08Johnny Carson, Charles Lamb, Tallulah Bankhead, Bertrand Russell
May 07Rita Rudner, Kin Hubbard, Martin Gardner, Jack Handey
May 06Henry Cate VII, Queen Juliana, Albert Schweitzer, Gene Fowler
May 05Quentin Crisp, Iris Murdoch, Lynn Johnston, Seth MacFarlane
May 04Oscar Wilde, Thomas A. Edison, Laurence J. Peter, Dalton Camp
May 03Lady Violet Bonham Carter, W. H. Auden, H. E. Martz, George Burns
May 02Henry Kissinger, Tellis Frank, Tom Stoppard, Brendan Gill
May 01George Santayana, Sir Winston Churchill, Wernher von Braun, Josh Billings
April 30Voltaire, Franklin P. Adams, John Adams, Ernest Hemingway
April 29Charles M. Schulz, George Bernard Shaw, Peter Drucker, Bret Harte
April 28Christina Stead, Randall Jarrell, Evan Esar, Arthur Schopenhauer
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