Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
August 31Clyde B. Aster, Robertson Davies, Dan Barker, Charles Churchill
August 30George Saunders, John Maynard Keynes, Will Durant, Eugene McCarthy
August 29Bob Edwards, Alan Kay, Thomas Fuller, John Barrymore
August 28Thomas H. Huxley, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Theodore Roosevelt, Bernard M. Baruch
August 27Edward P. Tryon, Malcolm Forbes, P. J. O'Rourke, Dave Barry
August 26John H. Patterson, Victor Borge, Charles McCabe, William Shakespeare
August 25Dick Cavett, Will Durst, F. Scott Fitzgerald, John Ruskin
August 24Wilson Mizner, Isaac Asimov, Don Marquis, George Santayana
August 23Unknown, W. Somerset Maugham, Babe Ruth, Antoine de Saint-Exupery
August 22Woody Allen, Joey Bishop, Thorstein Veblen, Mark Twain
August 21Robert Orben, Bob Wells, Andy Warhol, Friedrich Nietzsche
August 20Anonymous, Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr., Robert Frost, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
August 19Kin Hubbard, Tom Wolfe, Samuel Johnson, H. L. Mencken
August 18George Bernard Shaw, Will Rogers, Sinclair Lewis, Mitch Hedberg
August 17E. F. Schumacher, Alfred North Whitehead, Fran Lebowitz, Ralph Waldo Emerson
August 16Oscar Wilde, Tom Robbins, John Lennon, Norm Papernick
August 15Henry Morgan, Sir Frederick G. Banting, Doug Larson, Trey Parker and Matt Stone
August 14Pablo Picasso, Oscar Levant, Sam Brown, Ludwig Wittgenstein
August 13Arthur C. Clarke, Jerome K. Jerome, John Cage, Rob Delaney
August 12George Orwell, Sir Francis Bacon, Jim Morrison, Dave Barry
August 11Nancy Astor, John J. Plomp, Carl Reiner, Charles M. Schulz
August 10Christopher Morley, Graffito, Evan Esar, George Best
August 09Samuel Goldwyn, Unknown, Art Buchwald, Heywood Broun
August 08Karl Marx, George Burns, John Kenneth Galbraith, Mark Twain
August 07Barbara Bush, William James, H. L. Mencken, Laurence J. Peter
August 06Rita Holt, Jean Cocteau, Randy K. Milholland, Mitch Hedberg
August 05Gore Vidal, Peter McArthur, Oscar Wilde, Bertrand Russell
August 04M. Cartmill, Malaclypse the Younger, Jeff Marder, Bill Watterson
August 03Robert Frost, Joan Klempner, Arthur Stringer, Bill Vaughan
August 02Lyndon B. Johnson, Albert Schweitzer, Norman Ford, James Thurber
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