Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
March 18Mark Twain, Henny Youngman, Ann Richards, Stephen King
March 17Marshall McLuhan, G. K. Chesterton, Lewis Carroll, Jane Austen
March 16Edmond de Goncourt, P. G. Wodehouse, Kingsley Amis, Thomas Mann
March 15Robert Byrne, Peter De Vries, Ellen DeGeneres, Desmond Morris
March 14Henry Morgan, Clint Eastwood, Margo Kaufman, H. L. Mencken
March 13Immanuel Kant, Oscar Wilde, Randy K. Milholland, Doris Egan
March 12Tom Stoppard, Dandemis, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Al Franken
March 11Thomas Jefferson, Logan Pearsall Smith, Richard Lewis, Woody Allen
March 10Dudley Moore, Peter Drucker, Adrienne E. Gusoff, William Jennings Bryan
March 09Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Sir Thomas Beecham, Martin Luther King Jr., George Eliot
March 08Robert Zend, P. J. O'Rourke, Jerry Seinfeld, R. Stevens
March 07Otto von Bismarck, Iris Murdoch, Bertrand Russell, John Burroughs
March 06James Reston, Olin Miller, Malcolm Forbes, Tom Masson
March 05B. F. Skinner, Woodrow Wilson, Miguel de Cervantes, Louis C. K.
March 04Joseph Heller, Henry Kissinger, Carl Becker, Scott Adams
March 03Amy Carter, Evelle J. Younger, W. Somerset Maugham, Henri-Frédéric Amiel
March 02Oscar Wilde, Douglas Adams, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Jessamyn West
March 01Woody Allen, Sir Winston Churchill, Stephen Hawking, Havelock Ellis
February 29Mark Twain, Joe Martin, Benjamin Disraeli, Jules Renard
February 28George Wald, Fran Lebowitz, John Adams, Flannery O'Connor
February 27Louise Beal, Peter Drucker, Robert Benchley, E. B. White
February 26Stephen Leacock, Lester J. Pourciau, Sir Frederick G. Banting, Randy K. Milholland
February 25Johnny Carson, Dave Barry, Groucho Marx, Evan Esar
February 24Samuel Goldwyn, Putt's Law, Bruce Barton, Leo Rosten
February 23Richard Feynman, Don Marquis, John F. Kennedy, John Wilmot
February 22Graffito, George Ade, Henry Kissinger, Edward Abbey
February 21W. C. Fields, Thomas A. Edison, Carl Sagan, William Shakespeare
February 20Harry S Truman, John D. Rockefeller, Doug Larson, George Carlin
February 19Fats Domino, Will Rogers, W. Somerset Maugham, Friedrich Nietzsche
February 18Voltaire, James Thurber, Walter Bagehot, Bertrand Russell
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