Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
August 20Robert Benchley, Richard Diran, W. C. Fields, Albert Einstein
August 19King Farouk of Egypt, Benjamin Stolberg, Anonymous, R. Buckminster Fuller
August 18Jules Feiffer, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Dame Edna Everage, Jimmy Buffett
August 17Sir Winston Churchill, Will Rogers, Emo Phillips, James Thurber
August 16Unknown, Martin Mull, Frank Tibolt, Devin J. Monroe
August 15William H. Mauldin, Jane Caminos, H. L. Mencken, Lewis Mumford
August 14Dan Quayle, Graffito, Garrison Keillor, Randy K. Milholland
August 13Tom Robbins, John F. Kennedy, Havelock Ellis, Yogi Berra
August 12Harry S Truman, Jack Handey, Mark Twain, Tom Hanks
August 11A. Whitney Brown, Woody Allen, Bertrand Russell, R. Stevens
August 10John Russell, J. W. Eagan, George Bernard Shaw, Aaron McGruder
August 09Franklin P. Jones, Wendell Johnson, Clive James, Oscar Wilde
August 08James Branch Cabell, A. J. Liebling, J. R. R. Tolkien, Ernest Hemingway
August 07Judith Martin, Evan Esar, Stephen Colbert, Robin Williams
August 06James Thurber, Lewis Thomas, Sir William Osler, Thomas Jefferson
August 05Henry Ford, Ralph Waldo Emerson, John Kenneth Galbraith, Michael Crichton
August 04Father Larry Lorenzoni, A. A. Milne, George Santayana, Alice Thomas Ellis
August 03Pliny the Elder, Charles M. Schulz, Henry Adams, Anonymous
August 02Richard M. Nixon, Sam Levenson, Sydney Smith, Mitch Hedberg
August 01Mae West, Robert Byrne, Mark Twain, Sydney J. Harris
July 31Redd Foxx, Rita Mae Brown, Italian Proverb, Robert Half
July 30H. L. Mencken, Solomon Short, Bill Tammeus, G. K. Chesterton
July 29Tom Lehrer, Rita Rudner, George Bernard Shaw, Halifax
July 28Bill Cosby, Oscar Wilde, Henry Kissinger, Jules Renard
July 27Orson Welles, Benjamin Disraeli, John F. Kennedy, Thomas Szasz
July 26Alan Dean Foster, Benjamin Franklin, Henry David Thoreau, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
July 25Neil Gaiman, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Evan Esar, Peter Blake
July 24Aaron Copland, Saint Augustine, Ogden Nash, E. Joseph Cossman
July 23Sir Winston Churchill, Cary Grant, Mary Wilson Little, Ellen DeGeneres
July 22Dick Cavett, Unknown, Karen Elizabeth Gordon, William Goldman
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