Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
August 19Ken Venturi, Dan Quayle, Benjamin Franklin, Thomas A. Edison
August 18Ronnie Shakes, Leo Tolstoy, Bill Cosby, Eric Hoffer
August 17Unknown, Woody Allen, Charles Mackay, Scott Adams
August 16Ring Lardner, Jose Marti, Walt Whitman, Edith Sitwell
August 15Aaron Copland, Oscar Wilde, Phyllis Diller, Robert Frost
August 14Roy Blount Jr., Laurence J. Peter, Douglas Adams, Roald Amundsen
August 13Paul Fix, Bertrand Russell, John Cage, Jules Renard
August 12Oscar Levant, George Burns, Johann von Neumann, Edward Gibbon
August 11Robert Heinlein, Baltasar Gracian, George Price, Francois de La Rochefoucauld
August 10W. C. Fields, George Orwell, Joseph Conrad, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
August 09Mark Twain, Aristotle, Lester B. Pearson, Walter Bagehot
August 08Groucho Marx, Andre Gide, Sam Levenson, Heather Armstrong
August 07Ambrose Bierce, Noel Coward, Robert W. Sarnoff, George Bernard Shaw
August 06Donald Trump, Gore Vidal, Mo Udall, Sam Brown
August 05Stephen Leacock, Ralph Hodgson, Aldous Huxley, Terry Pratchett
August 04Mel Brooks, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Honore de Balzac, Lynn Johnston
August 03Thornton Wilder, Jonathan Swift, Thomas Mann, Roger van der Heide
August 02Lily Tomlin, Maureen Murphy, Andre Maurois, Lewis Thomas
August 01Jerome K. Jerome, P. J. O'Rourke, Robert Jackson, Robert Redford
July 31Andy Gibb, George Carlin, Penn Jillette, Jimmy Breslin
July 30Dan Rather, Logan Pearsall Smith, Jimmy Buffett, Edward Abbey
July 29Kin Hubbard, Marvin Minsky, Evan Esar, Jef Mallett
July 28Richard Feynman, Paul Valery, Brendan Behan, James Russell Lowell
July 27Sir Julian Huxley, Voltaire, Clarence Darrow, Babe Ruth
July 26Jane Wagner, Ogden Nash, Will Rogers, Bruce Barton
July 25Woody Allen, Alan Kay, Oscar Levant, G. K. Chesterton
July 24Stan Dunn, Albert Einstein, Abraham Maslow, George Santayana
July 23Elayne Boosler, Franklin P. Jones, Rodney Dangerfield, Mark Twain
July 22Frank Leahy, Sophocles, Satchel Paige, Robertson Davies
July 21Oscar Wilde, Robert Anton Wilson, James Madison, Dr. Seuss
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