Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
May 03Lady Violet Bonham Carter, W. H. Auden, H. E. Martz, George Burns
May 02Henry Kissinger, Tellis Frank, Tom Stoppard, Brendan Gill
May 01George Santayana, Sir Winston Churchill, Wernher von Braun, Josh Billings
April 30Voltaire, Franklin P. Adams, John Adams, Ernest Hemingway
April 29Charles M. Schulz, George Bernard Shaw, Peter Drucker, Bret Harte
April 28Christina Stead, Randall Jarrell, Evan Esar, Arthur Schopenhauer
April 27Woody Allen, Pliny the Elder, Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart, Peter Steiner
April 26Orson Welles, Plato, Napoleon Bonaparte, Hunter S. Thompson
April 25Kin Hubbard, Matthew Prior, Robert Frost, Frederick Douglass
April 24James Reston, Richard Feynman, Paul Eldridge, Jeph Jacques
April 23Pierre Beaumarchais, Marty Indik, Henry David Thoreau, Charles Churchill
April 22Unknown, Ogden Nash, Henry J. Tillman, Friedrich Nietzsche
April 21H. L. Mencken, James Thurber, Jimmy Buffett, Cindy Gardner
April 20Laurence J. Peter, Ambrose Bierce, Alfred Hitchcock, Randy K. Milholland
April 19Robert Benchley, Walter Goodman, Janet Long, John Wilmot
April 18David Letterman, Bette Midler, From "Taxi", Fran Lebowitz
April 17Farmers' Almanac, David Frost, Anatole France, Alfred Lord Tennyson
April 16Sir Winston Churchill, Jean Giraudoux, Thomas A. Edison, Putt's Law
April 15Mark Twain, Jane Austen, Robert Frost, Mitch Hedberg
April 14Hector Berlioz, Charles Caleb Colton, Frantz Fanon, Evan Esar
April 13Thomas Szasz, Oscar Wilde, Friedrich von Schiller, John F. Kennedy
April 12Marilyn Monroe, Douglas Adams, Don Marquis, Billy Crystal
April 11Robert Bakker, Oliver Wendell Holmes, Peter Ustinov, Robert Copeland
April 10Margaret Mitchell, H. L. Mencken, Kingsley Amis, Leonard Louis Levinson
April 09Ogden Nash, Moe Howard, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Rodney Dangerfield
April 08Jules Renard, Walt Disney, Samuel Johnson, Frank Lloyd Wright
April 07James Thurber, William James, E. B. White, Edward Abbey
April 06Niels Bohr, M. Cartmill, Virgil Thomson, Randy K. Milholland
April 05Lily Tomlin, Woody Allen, Aldous Huxley, Jean Cocteau
April 04Mark Twain, Chester Bowles, Laurence J. Peter, Dr. Seuss
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