Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
December 10J. D. Salinger, Steven Wright, Bill Vaughan, Wernher von Braun
December 09Wolfgang Pauli, Dick Werthimer, Victor Borge, Fran Lebowitz
December 08Chester Bowles, Philip Guedalla, George Carlin, Evan Esar
December 07King Farouk of Egypt, Robert Benchley, Leslie Nielsen, Mae West
December 06Carl Sandburg, Albert Einstein, Robertson Davies, Peter Ustinov
December 05Sam Levenson, H. L. Mencken, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, Al Franken
December 04Phineas Taylor Barnum, Jerry Seinfeld, W. L. George, P. D. James
December 03Elbert Hubbard, Calvin Trillin, Blake Clark, G. K. Chesterton
December 02W. Somerset Maugham, Sir Winston Churchill, George Bernard Shaw, Douglas Adams
December 01Irv Kupcinet, August Strindberg, Umberto Eco, Sidney J. Harris
November 30James Thurber, Barbara Bush, Dave Barry, Tom Stoppard
November 29Nancy Reagan, Lily Tomlin, Charles M. Schulz, Fran Lebowitz
November 28Woody Allen, Robert Heinlein, Ambrose Bierce, Hansell B. Duckett
November 27Steven Wright, Henry Kissinger, Edith Sitwell, Edgar Watson Howe
November 26Ogden Nash, Bertrand Russell, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Stanislaw Lem
November 25Thomas A. Edison, Samuel Goldwyn, Robert Frost, Booth Tarkington
November 24Oscar Wilde, Andy Rooney, Voltaire, Frank Zappa
November 23Isaac Asimov, Benjamin Franklin, Mark Twain, John Green
November 22Wilson Mizner, Gloria Borger, Charles Baudelaire, Ray Bradbury
November 21George Bernard Shaw, Richard Brinsley Sheridan, Louis Pasteur, Jim Horning
November 20Jane Wagner, Robin Morgan, Oscar Levant, Robert W. Sarnoff
November 19Sir Barnett Cocks, From the 1985 movie "Bliss", William Shakespeare, Lisa Kudrow
November 18Sir Winston Churchill, Thomas Jefferson, Noel Coward, Elbert Hubbard
November 17Abraham Lincoln, Kin Hubbard, Lenny Bruce, Mitch Hedberg
November 16Bert Leston Taylor, Tom Wolfe, Robertson Davies, James Russell Lowell
November 15Ronnie Shakes, Abraham Maslow, Bertrand Russell, Scott Adams
November 14Burt Bacharach, Vic Gold, Kurt Vonnegut, Charlotte Whitton
November 13Cathy Ladman, Frank Lloyd Wright, Margaret Halsey, Charles Caleb Colton
November 12Robert Frost, Doug Larson, Johann von Neumann, Raymond Joseph Teller
November 11Doctor Who, Fran Lebowitz, Fred Allen, H. L. Mencken
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