Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
February 27Blaise Pascal, P. J. O'Rourke, A. J. Liebling, Jules Renard
February 26Russell Green, Voltaire, Dame Edna Everage, Oscar Wilde
February 25George Bernard Shaw, Jackie Mason, Jimmy Buffett, Ursula K. LeGuin
February 24Walt Disney, H. H. Williams, Samuel Goldwyn, William James
February 23Ernest Haskins, Francois de La Rochefoucauld, Mark Twain, Robert Zend
February 22E. W. Dijkstra, Joan Baez, Dick Cavett, Greg Garcia
February 21Anonymous, Friedrich Nietzsche, Hodding Carter, Aldous Huxley
February 20Dick Gregory, Don Marquis, Stephen Jay Gould, Robert Frost
February 19Grabel's Law, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Douglas Adams, Garrison Keillor
February 18Carl Sandburg, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, John le Carre, Zach Braff
February 17Steven Wright, Herbert Rappaport, P. J. O'Rourke, Edward Abbey
February 16Arlo Guthrie, Robert Anton Wilson, Heywood Broun, Voltaire
February 15Ralph Waldo Emerson, Tom Lehrer, Bill Watterson, Helen Rowland
February 14Ernest Hemingway, Benjamin Disraeli, Mae West, Pam Davis
February 13Dan Quayle, Albert Schweitzer, Walter Bagehot, Bertrand Russell
February 12Kin Hubbard, Sir Winston Churchill, Mark Twain, Harry Golden
February 11Edward Teller, Vince Lombardi, Lois McMaster Bujold, Mitch Hedberg
February 10Georges Duhamel, Unknown, Ed Meese, Niels Bohr
February 09Alfred Adler, Matt Groening, Bob Hope, William Faulkner
February 08W. C. Fields, Samuel Johnson, Carl Reiner, Edmund Burke
February 07Will Rogers, Lichty and Wagner, Robert Pante, Gian Vincenzo Gravina
February 06Aldous Huxley, Russell Baker, Bill Vaughan, Richard Bach
February 05Cary Grant, John Kenneth Galbraith, William Jennings Bryan, James Baldwin
February 04Victor Borge, Stanislaw J. Lec, Ellen DeGeneres, Bill Gates
February 03W. S. Gilbert, Henry Adams, H. G. Wells, Marcus Brigstocke
February 02Vilhjalmur Stefansson, Willie Tyler, Mark Twain, Malcolm Forbes
February 01Miss Piggy, Abraham Lincoln, Alfred North Whitehead, Kurt Vonnegut
January 31Bobcat Goldthwaite, H. L. Mencken, Benjamin Disraeli, Heywood Broun
January 30J. D. Salinger, Paul Fix, Aesop, Jack Handey
January 29Frank Zappa, Rodney Dangerfield, John J. Plomp, Pat Conroy
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