Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
February 21Bobcat Goldthwaite, Niels Bohr, Mark Twain, Bob Edwards
February 20Samuel Goldwyn, Vilhjalmur Stefansson, Alfred North Whitehead, Stanislaw J. Lec
February 19W. C. Fields, Henry David Thoreau, Senator Patrick Leahy, Stephen Hawking
February 18Anonymous, Kelvin Throop III, Robert Frost, George Meany
February 17Leo Rosten, Friedrich Nietzsche, Thomas Fuller, William James
February 16Edward Teller, Jay Leno, Charles Austin Beard, Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon
February 15Robert Bakker, Will Rogers, Douglas Adams, Mario Andretti
February 14George Santayana, Hob Broun, Jack Handey, Oscar Wilde
February 13Mickey Friedman, Alan Turing, Robert Benchley, Peter Ustinov
February 12Will Durant, William S. Burroughs, Herm Albright, Bill Vaughan
February 11Ambrose Bierce, Lewis B. Frumkes, Louis Vermeil, Paula Poundstone
February 10Albert Einstein, Charles M. Schulz, Dave Barry, William Wrigley Jr.
February 09Mark Twain, Niels Bohr, Dorothy Parker, George Bernard Shaw
February 08Pierre Beaumarchais, Paul Beatty, George Carlin, George Burns
February 07Fred Hoyle, Gore Vidal, John C. Dvorak, William Shakespeare
February 06Abba Eban, Clint Eastwood, Daniel Webster, Fran Lebowitz
February 05Henry Kissinger, Jef Raskin, Alice Roosevelt Longworth, Zsa Zsa Gabor
February 04Aristotle, Mo Udall, Bruce Barton, Bertrand Russell
February 03Thomas Szasz, Jean Kerr, Frederick L Collins, Tallulah Bankhead
February 02Oscar Levant, Miguel de Cervantes, Jay Leno, Ellen DeGeneres
February 01G. K. Chesterton, Anonymous, Alfred Hitchcock, Don Juan Manuel
January 31Kin Hubbard, Henry J. Tillman, Paul Gauguin, Sidney J. Harris
January 30Jonathan Winters, Muhammad Ali, Kenneth Tynan, Mark Twain
January 29Fred Allen, Emile Chartier, Flannery O'Connor, Peter Steiner
January 28Samuel Goldwyn, Redd Foxx, Oscar Wilde, Bernard M. Baruch
January 27Voltaire, Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Penn Jillette, Robert Heinlein
January 26John Andrew Holmes, Aldous Huxley, Thomas Sowell, Henry James
January 25Groucho Marx, Charles de Montesquieu, Phyllis Diller, P. J. O'Rourke
January 24George F. Will, Krishnamurti, Samuel Johnson, Ray Bradbury
January 23Charles De Gaulle, Unknown, Warren Beatty, Ian Fleming
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