Quotes of the Day

DateAuthors Included
March 28Isaac Asimov, Carl Sagan, Martin Mull, Will Rogers
March 27G. K. Chesterton, Mogens Jallberg, Karen Elizabeth Gordon, Benjamin Disraeli
March 26H. L. Mencken, Henry Kissinger, Fran Lebowitz, John Maynard Keynes
March 25Norman Mailer, Robert Chapman, William Feather, George Best
March 24Samuel Goldwyn, Rudyard Kipling, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Frank Wilczek
March 23Joey Adams, James M. Barrie, Ring Lardner, Margaret Halsey
March 22Ronald Reagan, Japanese Proverb, Aldous Huxley, Robert Half
March 21Tallulah Bankhead, George Santayana, Brendan Behan, William Goldman
March 20Bill Cosby, Harlan Ellison, Anatole France, Umberto Eco
March 19George Bernard Shaw, Samuel Butler, Andre Gide, William Hazlitt
March 18Roy Blount Jr., Beryl Pfizer, Edgar Watson Howe, Ernie Kovacs
March 17Thomas A. Edison, Mark Twain, Fred Allen, Henry James
March 16Oscar Wilde, Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, W. L. George, Yogi Berra
March 15Doug Larson, Samuel McChord Crothers, Ann Richards, Scott Adams
March 14Robert Byrne, Baltasar Gracian, Raymond Chandler, Jeff Marder
March 13Anonymous, Will Rogers, George Steiner, Evan Esar
March 12Mae West, H. L. Mencken, William Gibson, Isaac Newton
March 11Mignon McLaughlin, George Santayana, Al Franken, Henri Poincare
March 10Kate Reid, Warren Beatty, Philip K. Dick, Randy K. Milholland
March 09Stephen Leacock, Vincent Canby, Oscar Levant, Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
March 08Martin Luther King Jr., Paul Gauguin, Gerald R. Ford, Jay Leno
March 07F. Scott Fitzgerald, Unknown, Frederick L Collins, Devin J. Monroe
March 06Albert Einstein, Bertrand Russell, Kenneth Tynan, Fyodor Dostoevsky
March 05Leonard Louis Levinson, George Burns, Mark Twain, G. K. Chesterton
March 04Malaclypse the Younger, Groucho Marx, Amanda Cross, Alice Roosevelt Longworth
March 03Noelie Altito, Robert Orben, Rabbi Julius Gordon, Friedrich Nietzsche
March 02Rita Rudner, Fran Lebowitz, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Arnold Lobel
March 01Timothy Leary, H. L. Mencken, Michael Crichton, Sally Kempton
February 28Steve Martin, Will Rogers, Aristotle, M. C. Escher
February 27Blaise Pascal, P. J. O'Rourke, A. J. Liebling, Jules Renard
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