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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 12, 2026
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
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Hunter S. Thompson (1939 - 2005)  
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.
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Sir Richard Francis Burton (1821 - 1890)  
I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've travelled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it won't fall down.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
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John Russell  
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