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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 09, 2026
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
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Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)  
It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Woody Allen (1935 - ), Without Feathers, 1976  
Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Importance of Being Earnest, Act 3  
When love is gone, there's always justice.
And when justice is gone, there's always force.
And when force is gone, there's always Mom.
Hi, Mom!
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Laurie Anderson  
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