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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 11, 2025
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.
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Joe Weinstein  
I think the world is run by 'C' students.
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Al McGuire  
Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.
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Robert Heinlein (1907 - 1988)  
Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)  
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