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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 12, 2026
The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
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Scott Adams (1957 - )  
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
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Unknown  
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.
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Nora Ephron  
You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.
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Al Capone (1899 - 1947)  
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