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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 20, 2024
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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R. D. Laing  
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
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Calvin Trillin (1935 - )  
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
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Dame Edna Everage (1934 - ), In a television interview with Joan Rivers  
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
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Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)  
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