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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 24, 2026
People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.
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E. B. White (1899 - 1985)  
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
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Sir Ralph Richardson (1902 - 1983), quoted in New York Herald Tribune, May 19, 1946  
Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )  
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
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Sir William Bragg (1862 - 1942)  
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