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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 24, 2026
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )  
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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Stephen Leacock (1869 - 1944)  
You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
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Henry Ford (1863 - 1947)  
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)  
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