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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 13, 2026
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - )  
Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
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Max Frisch  
Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
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Peter da Silva  
Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.
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William Goldman, The Princess Bride  
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