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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - December 08, 2025
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.
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Franklin P. Adams (1881 - 1960)  
The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.
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Martin Mull (1943 - )  
For several years more I maintained public relations with the Almighty. But privately, I ceased to associate with him.
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Jean-Paul Sartre (1905 - 1980)  
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Dean Martin  
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