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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 11, 2012
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
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Jeff Foxworthy
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
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Harold Wilson (1916 - 1995)
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), Speech in New York, Nov. 20, 1900
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
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Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967)
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