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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 24, 2016
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)  
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
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Sir William Bragg (1862 - 1942)  
People need to be reminded more often than they need to be instructed.
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Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)  
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
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Tom Masson  
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