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Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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Woody Allen (1935 - ), My Speech to the Graduates
Secret thoughts and open countenance will go safely over the whole world.
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Scipione Alberti
Maybe I want strangers to think I’m cool since people who actually know me don’t.
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John Green, An Abundance of Katherines, 2008
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
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Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, March 10, 2008
A man that don't believe in destiny don't need to know what his destiny is.
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Laura Moncur (1969 - ), Merriton: Twelve Hours from San Francisco, 08-20-08
If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
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Donald H. Rumsfeld (1932 - ), US Secretary of Defense
What a grand thing, to be loved! What a grander thing still, to love!
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Victor Hugo (1802 - 1885)
It’s such a part of me, I assume Everyone can see it.
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Hugh Elliott, Standing Room Only weblog, 02-09-05
Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.
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Lewis Mumford (1895 - 1990)
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
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Lily Tomlin (1939 - )
Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
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Miguel de Cervantes (1547 - 1616)
When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship.
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Gordon Atkinson, RealLivePreacher.com Weblog, January 4, 2003
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
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Frank Lloyd Wright (1869 - 1959)
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.
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Robert W. Sarnoff
Sometimes a good exit is all you can ask for.
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Sean Stewart, Perfect Circle, 2004
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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