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I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005), Comedy Central Presents
A runners creed: I will win; if I cannot win, I shall be second; if I cannot be second, I shall be third; if I cannot place at all, I shall still do my best.
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Ken Doherty
Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.
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Sir Francis Bacon (1561 - 1626)
If you bow at all, bow low.
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Chinese Proverb
If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.
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Charles Caleb Colton (1780 - 1832)
There's new energy to harness, new jobs to be created, new schools to build, and threats to meet, alliances to repair.
The road ahead will be long. Our climb will be steep. We may not get there in one year or even in one term. But, America, I have never been more hopeful than I am tonight that we will get there. I promise you, we as a people will get there.
There will be setbacks and false starts. There are many who won't agree with every decision or policy I make as president. And we know the government can't solve every problem.
But I will always be honest with you about the challenges we face. I will listen to you, especially when we disagree. And, above all, I will ask you to join in the work of remaking this nation, the only way it's been done in America for 221 years — block by block, brick by brick, calloused hand by calloused hand.
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Barack Obama (1961 - ), Election Night Speech in Chicago, 11-04-08
A brand for a company is like a reputation for a person. You earn reputation by trying to do hard things well.
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Jeff Bezos (1964 - )
Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), Unpopular Essays (1950), "Outline of Intellectual Rubbish"
You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
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Indira Gandhi (1917 - 1984), quoted by Christian Science Monitor, May 17, 1982
One picture is worth a thousand words.
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Fred R. Barnard
The size of your audience doesn't matter. What's important is that your audience is listening.
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Randy Pausch, Carnegie Mellon Commencement Speech, 2008
The best years of your life are the ones in which you decide your problems are your own.You do not blame them on your mother, the ecology, or the president. You realize that you control your own destiny.
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Albert Ellis
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
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Dorothy Parker (1893 - 1967), speaking of Katharine Hepburn
The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
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Richard Bach
I deal with stress in two ways because there are two kinds of stress. There's stress that you can take care of and there's stress that you can't. The first one, I take care of it as fast as possible, because putting it off always makes it worse. Things that I can't fix? I think about the fact that I can't fix them. I think about why I can't fix them and I come to terms with the fact that this is a problem that I'm not going to overcome and that the world is not a wish granting factory.
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Hank Green, Vlogbrothers, Raw Onion, Twerking, and Speech Jam, 08-30-13
I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.
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Agatha Christie (1890 - 1976)
In battling evil, excess is good; for he who is moderate in announcing the truth is presenting half-truth. He conceals the other half out of fear of the people's wrath.
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Kahlil Gibran (1883 - 1931), 'Narcotics and Dissecting Knives,' Thoughts and Meditations, 1960
Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.
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Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
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