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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
The secret of being boring is to say everything.
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Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
You gotta dream? You gotta protect it. People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you can't do it. If you want somethin', go get it, period.
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Steven Conrad, Pursuit of Happyness, 2006
What a child doesn't receive he can seldom later give.
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P. D. James, Time to Be in Earnest
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"
When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Norm Crosby
What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.
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Lucretius (96 BC - 55 BC), De Rerum Natura
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil.
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Henry Fielding (1707 - 1754)
Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness.
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Shakti Gawain
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
I write because I'm afraid to say some things out loud.
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Gordon Atkinson, Real Live Preacher weblog, 03-13-05
It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought.
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John Kenneth Galbraith (1908 - 2006)
Be rich to yourself and poor to your friends.
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Juvenal (55 AD - 127 AD)
With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
Real love is a permanently self-enlarging experience.
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M. Scott Peck, O Magazine, February 2004
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
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Ronnie Shakes
A certain amount of opposition is a great help to a man; it is what he wants and must have to be good for anything. Hardship and opposition are the native soil of manhood and self-reliance.
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John Neal
Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
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Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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