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He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.
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Michel de Montaigne (1533 - 1592)
He not busy being born is busy dying.
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Bob Dylan (1941 - )
Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back.
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Thomas Sowell (1930 - ), Creators Syndicate
Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
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Dwight D. Eisenhower (1890 - 1969)
Well, spring sprang. We've had our state of grace and our little gift of sanctioned madness, courtesy of Mother Nature. Thanks, Gaia. Much obliged. I guess it's time to get back to that daily routine of living we like to call normal.
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David Assael, Northern Exposure, Spring Break, 1991
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
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Russell Baker (1925 - )
Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.
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Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "The Devil's Disciple" (1901), act II
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
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Doug Larson
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Frank Zappa (1940 - 1993)
I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light.
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Isaac Newton (1642 - 1727)
I tasted too what was called the sweet of revenge - but it was transient, it expired even with the object, that provoked it.
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Ann Radcliffe (1764 - 1823), The Mysteries of Udolpho, 1764
I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward.
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Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966), Unkempt Thoughts
The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
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William H. Borah
I am going to concentrate on what's important in life. I'm going to strive everyday to be a kind and generous and loving person. I'm going to keep death right here, so that anytime I even think about getting angry at you or anybody else, I'll see death and I'll remember.
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Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider, Northern Exposure, Do The Right Thing, 1992
An old house with its windows gone always makes me think of something dead with its eyes picked out.
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L. M. Montgomery (1874 - 1942), Anne of Green Gables, 1908
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
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Euripides (484 BC - 406 BC)
Oregano is the spice of life.
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Henry J. Tillman
I don't like the sound of all those lists he's making - it's like taking too many notes at school; you feel you've achieved something when you haven't.
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Dodie Smith, I Capture the Castle, 1948
Dreams alone aren't enough to make your belly full.
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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