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I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.
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Bill Hoest
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
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Sir Ralph Richardson (1902 - 1983), quoted in New York Herald Tribune, May 19, 1946
Hate no one; hate their vices, not themselves.
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J. G. C. Brainard
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)
Running cross country is the closest man will ever get to flying.
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Joseph Vanderstel
It's not the voting that's democracy, it's the counting.
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Tom Stoppard (1937 - ), Jumpers (1972) act 1
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
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E. V. Lucas
Nothing is as simple as we hope it will be.
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Jim Horning
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
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Bob Newhart (1929 - )
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
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Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972)
How beautiful maleness is, if it finds its right expression.
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D. H. Lawrence (1885 - 1930)
The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
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James Baldwin (1924 - 1987)
The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.
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Brooks Atkinson (1894 - 1984), Once Around the Sun, 1951
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.
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John D. Rockefeller (1839 - 1937)
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.
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William G. McAdoo (1863 - 1941)
You know that children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers.
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John J. Plomp
Loss of virtue in a female is irretrievable; that one false step involves her in endless ruin; that her reputation is no less brittle than it is beautiful; and that she cannot be too much guarded in her behaviour towards the undeserving of the other sex.
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Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Pride and Prejudice, 1811
We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.
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W. Edwards Deming (1900 - 1993)
Order is not pressure which is imposed on society from without, but an equilibrium which is set up from within.
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Jose Ortega y Gasset (1883 - 1955)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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