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Let not the sands of time get in your lunch.
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National Lampoon, "Deteriorata"
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
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Aesop (620 BC - 560 BC)
If the fans don't wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop 'em.
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Yogi Berra (1925 - ), as quoted by Joe Garagiola on the Jack Paar show, NBC 1963
Some think it's holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it's letting go.
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Sylvia Robinson
Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.
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Henri-Frédéric Amiel
Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be happy.
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Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
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P. G. Wodehouse (1881 - 1975), Uneasy Money
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.
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Thomas Overbury (1581 - 1613)
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.
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Harry S Truman (1884 - 1972)
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.
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Carolyn Heilbrun (1926 - )
I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.
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Fritz Perls
Liberty without learning is always in peril; learning without liberty is always in vain.
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John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963)
I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
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Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
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Tallulah Bankhead (1903 - 1968)
Seek freedom and become captive of your desires, seek discipline and find your liberty.
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Frank Herbert (1920 - 1986), Dune
A friend is a gift you give yourself.
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Robert Louis Stevenson (1850 - 1894)
A vigorous five-mile walk will do more good for an unhappy but otherwise healthy adult than all the medicine and psychology in the world.
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Paul Dudley White
I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
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Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
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Don Marquis (1878 - 1937)
The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.
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Alvin Toffler
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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