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An optimist is the human personification of spring.
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Susan J. Bissonette
Confusion is always the most honest response.
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Marty Indik
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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Scott Adams (1957 - )
No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.
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Yogi Berra (1925 - )
Getting enough sleep can be just as important as working out.
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Ali Vincent, Believe It, Be It: How Being the Biggest Loser Won Me Back My Life, 2009
The refreshing pleasure from the first view of nature, after the pain of illness, and the confinement of a sick-chamber, is above the conceptions, as well as the descriptions, of those in health.
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Ann Radcliffe (1764 - 1823), The Mysteries of Udolpho, 1764
The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...
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Donald Barthelme
Hares can gambol over the body of a dead lion.
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Publilius Syrus (~100 BC), Moral Sayings, 100 B.C.
If you have accomplished all that you planned for yourself, you have not planned enough.
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Edward Everett Hale (1822 - 1909)
I believe that uncertainty is really my spirit's way of whispering, "I'm in flux. I can't decide for you. Something is off-balance here."
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), O Magazine, June 2003
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
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Clarence Darrow (1857 - 1938)
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
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Steven Wright (1955 - )
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.
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Andre Gide (1869 - 1951)
If you can't be funny, be interesting.
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Harold Ross
Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.
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Maria Schell
Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.
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C. S. Lewis (1898 - 1963), 'The Pilgrim's Regress'
I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.
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Epictetus (55 AD - 135 AD)
Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself.
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Plutarch (46 AD - 120 AD)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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