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We only do well the things we like doing.
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Colette (1873 - 1954), Prisons and Paradise, 1932
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good.
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Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report, March 10, 2008
Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
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Eleanor Roosevelt (1884 - 1962)
We must remember that any oppression, any injustice, any hatred, is a wedge designed to attack our civilization.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882 - 1945)
When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody.
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W. S. Gilbert (1836 - 1911)
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run.
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Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs?
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Spike Milligan, from "The Goon Show"
The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), O Magazine
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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Scott Adams (1957 - )
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
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Dick Cavett (1936 - )
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good instead. Refuse to pander to a morbid interest in your own misdeeds. Pick yourself up, be sorry, shake yourself, and go on again.
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Evelyn Underhill
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
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Andrew S. Tanenbaum
A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894)
The only cure for grief is action.
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George Henry Lewes
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
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Galileo Galilei (1564 - 1642)
They say you just stand over there, he'll say thank you and you walk back off and that's what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five or six years known that he was gonna call me over.
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Ellen DeGeneres, Commenting on being called over to sit with Johnny Carson back in 1986
Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide.
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Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC)
I said to myself, I have things in my head that are not like what anyone has taught me - shapes and ideas so near to me - so natural to my way of being and thinking that it hasn't occurred to me to put them down. I decided to start anew, to strip away what I had been taught.
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Georgia O'Keeffe (1887 - 1986)
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.
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E. F. Schumacher
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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