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I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891
Think of life as a terminal illness, because, if you do, you will live it with joy and passion, as it ought to be lived.
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Anna Quindlen (1953 - ), A Short Guide to a Happy Life, 2000
It is common sense to take a method and try it. If it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882 - 1945)
Part of being a Master is learning how to sing in nobody else's voice but your own.
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Hugh Macleod, How To Be Creative: 25. You have to find your own schtick., 08-22-04
You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you.
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Dale Carnegie
Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love.
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Martin Luther King Jr. (1929 - 1968)
The ability to see beauty is the beginning of our moral sensibility. What we believe is beautiful we will not wantonly destroy.
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Reverend Sean Parker Dennison, Ministrare, 2-10-05
You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious.
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Rodney Carrington
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
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Tommy Cooper
We feel in one world, we think and name in another. Between the two we can set up a system of references, but we cannot fill in the gap.
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Marcel Proust (1871 - 1922)
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.
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Terry Pratchett
The ordinary acts we practice every day at home are of more importance to the soul than their simplicity might suggest.
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Thomas Moore (1779 - 1852)
Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3
We do what we must, and call it by the best names.
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Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882)
It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.
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Publilius Syrus (~100 BC)
Parents are never as bad as kids think they are.
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Matt Witten, House M.D., Cursed, 2004
Life was mostly made up of things you couldn't control, full of surprises, and they weren't always good. Life wasn't what you made it. You were what life made you.
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Sara Zarr, Sweehearts, 2008
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
One can't stay sad very long in such an interesting world, can one?
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L. M. Montgomery (1874 - 1942), Anne of Green Gables, 1908
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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