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Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.
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Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734), Gnomologia, 1732
The coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave man...only five hundred.
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Meredith Willson, The Music Man
We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves.
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Eric Hoffer (1902 - 1983)
It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.
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Man Ray, O Magazine, September 2002
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.
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Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)
The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.
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From the 1985 movie "Bliss"
Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on.
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Karen Elizabeth Gordon
If you are capable people are happy to play with you.
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Tina Fey, Interview from Second City, 2008
It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), Charlie Brown in "Peanuts"
I have always found that mercy bears richer fruits than strict justice.
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Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865), speech in Washington D.C., 1865
Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting.
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Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine, Ask a Ninja, Question 55, 10-03-07
I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.
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Bob Wells
Promote yourself, but do not demote another.
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Israel Salanter
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
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Sir William Osler (1849 - 1919)
Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within.
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Franz Kafka (1883 - 1924)
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.
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Steven Pearl
The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand.
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Lewis Thomas (1913 - 1993)
Nobody can tell you if what you're doing is good, meaningful or worthwhile. The more compelling the path, the more lonely it is.
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Hugh Macleod, How To Be Creative: 5, 08-22-04
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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