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Humor is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them.
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Lewis Mumford (1895 - 1990)
If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. A lot of people don`t appreciate the moment until it's passed.
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Kanye West
Loving yourself means caring enough to make the hard decisions in your life.
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Jennifer Hudson, I Got This: How I Changed My Ways and Lost What Weighed Me Down, 2012
To grow mature is to separate more distinctly, to connect more closely.
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Hugo Von Hofmannsthal (1874 - 1929)
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)
I don't hire anybody who's not brighter than I am. If they're not brighter than I am, I don't need them.
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Paul "Bear" Bryant, I Ain't Never Been Nothing but a Winner
McCabe's Law: Nobody _has_ to do _anything_.
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Charles McCabe
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.
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A. H. Weiler (1909 - 2002)
Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true.
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Solomon Short
The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
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Lenin (1870 - 1924)
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.
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Anthony Starr
Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide.
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Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC)
If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.
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John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963)
Before you begin a thing, remind yourself that difficulties and delays quite impossible to foresee are ahead. If you could see them clearly, naturally you could do a great deal to get rid of them but you can't. You can only see one thing clearly and that is your goal. Form a mental vision of that and cling to it through thick and thin.
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Kathleen Norris
There are two modes of establishing our reputation: to be praised by honest men, and to be abused by rogues. It is best, however, to secure the former, because it will invariably be accompanied by the latter.
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Charles Caleb Colton (1780 - 1832)
Politics is applesauce.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
The need for change bulldozed a road down the center of my mind.
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Maya Angelou (1928 - )
To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.
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Margaret Thatcher (1925 - ), interview with Barbara Walters on ABC-TV, March 18, 1987
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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