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The following quotations were randomly selected from the collections selected below . - Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.
- Voltaire (1694 - 1778)
- Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
- Nikita Khrushchev (1894 - 1971)
- Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- I already knew to eat clean and listen to my body, to only eat when I was in a calm mental state. Everyone knew. But when you're fat in the head, it's never about knowing the answers. It's about living them.
- Stephanie Klein, Moose, 2008
- Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.
- Adelle Davis (1904 - 1974)
- Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
- Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931)
- Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
- Jane Wagner, Lily Tomlin in "The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe"
- He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.
- Eddie Cantor (1892 - 1964)
- I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.
- Fred Allen (1894 - 1956), in a letter to Groucho Marx, 1953
- It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.
- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
- Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface. But sometimes, there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one. Like with pie.
- Joss Whedon, Zack Whedon, Maurissa Tancharoen, and Jed Whedon, Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog, 2008
- An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
- Dylan Thomas (1914 - 1953), in Constantine Fitzgibbon, Life of Dylan Thomas (1965)
- Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery.
- Lawana Blackwell, The Dowry of Miss Lydia Clark, 1999
- The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore.
- Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902)
- To be alone is to be different, to be different is to be alone.
- Suzanne Gordon, Lonely in America, 1976
- The future will be better tomorrow.
- Dan Quayle (1947 - )
- Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
- In health the flesh is graced, the holy enters the world.
- Wendell Berry
- To say something nice about yourself, this is the hardest thing in the world for people to do. They'd rather take their clothes off.
- Nancy Friday
- I have made plenty of enemies in my lifetime, but none has ever done me as much injury as I do myself.
- Kathryn L. Nelson, Pemberley Manor, 2006
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