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A schedule defends from chaos and whim.
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Annie Dillard
We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
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William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), Hamlet, 1600
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. And man can be as big as he wants. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.
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John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963), speech at The American University, Washington, D.C., June 10, 1963
Great men's errors are to be venerated as more fruitful than little men's truths.
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Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.
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Greek Proverb
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
The glory of great men should always be measured by the means they have used to acquire it.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)
Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the Queen and illiterate sport fishermen.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just less likely than others.
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Jonathan Winters
I have come to believe that giving and receiving are really the same. Giving and receiving - not giving and taking.
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Joyce Grenfell
It's all knowing what to start with. If you start in the right place and follow all the steps, you will get to the right end.
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Elizabeth Moon, The Speed of Dark, 2003
Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
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Gerald R. Ford (1913 - 2006)
Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing at random stops. If I loved her, how could I leave her? If I felt that way then, how come I don't feel anything now?
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Jeff Melvoin, Northern Exposure, Altered Egos, 1993
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
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Ann Landers (1918 - 2002)
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
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Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Man is his own star and the soul that can render an honest and perfect man commands all light, all influence, all fate.
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John Fletcher (1579 - 1625), 1647
All phone calls are obscene.
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Karen Elizabeth Gordon
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine
The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
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Henry Kissinger (1923 - ), New York Times, Oct. 28, 1973
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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