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Love is everything it's cracked up to be…It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for.
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Erica Jong, O Magazine, February 2004
The true meaning of religion is thus not simply morality, but morality touched by emotion.
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Matthew Arnold (1822 - 1888), 'Literature and Dogma,' preface to 1883 edition, last words
Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.
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The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.
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Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988)
Assuming either the Left Wing or the Right Wing gained control of the country, it would probably fly around in circles.
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Pat Paulsen
I never met anybody who said when they were a kid, "I wanna grow up and be a critic."
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Richard Pryor (1940 - 2005), Guardian Unlimited (UK) August 9, 2004
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.
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Dante Gabriel Rossetti (1828 - 1882)
[Common sense] is the best sense I know of.
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Lord Chesterfield (1694 - 1773)
One single grateful thought raised to heaven is the most perfect prayer.
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G. E. Lessing (1729 - 1781)
What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay.
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Ellen DeGeneres, The Ellen Show, 05-17-13
It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.
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Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
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J. Bartlett Brebner
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs.
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Joseph Addison (1672 - 1719), 'The Spectator'
Why was I born with such contemporaries?
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B.
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Fats Domino (1928 - )
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.
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Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
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Irv Kupcinet
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
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Daniel J. Boorstin (1914 - )
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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