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Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!
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Tommy Smothers
I looked always outside of myself to see what I could make the world give me instead of looking within myself to see what was there.
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Belle Livingstone
I will never forget who this victory truly belongs to. It belongs to you. It belongs to you. I was never the likeliest candidate for this office. We didn't start with much money or many endorsements. Our campaign was not hatched in the halls of Washington. It began in the backyards of Des Moines and the living rooms of Concord and the front porches of Charleston. It was built by working men and women who dug into what little savings they had to give $5 and $10 and $20 to the cause.
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Barack Obama (1961 - ), Election Night Speech in Chicago, 11-04-08
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Kneeling over a trickling mountain stream and pumping every ounce of water you use though a filter can really change your perception of turning on a faucet.
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Eric Voorhis, Camping Earth, Backcountry Camping Can Be A Stressful Pursuit, 03-02-12
Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one.
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Jane Howard, "Families"
The world tolerates conceit from those who are successful, but not from anybody else.
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John Blake
You always second guess yourself. Just think of all the time you'd save if you just trusted yourself.
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
There was an immeasurable distance between the quick and the dead: they did not seem to belong to the same species; and it was strange to think that but a little while before they had spoken and moved and eaten and laughed.
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W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965), 'Of Human Bondage', 1915
God creates men, but they choose each other.
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Niccolo Machiavelli (1469 - 1527), quoted in O Magazine, November 2003
Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
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Helen Keller (1880 - 1968)
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
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Socrates (469 BC - 399 BC)
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
I improve on misquotation.
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Cary Grant (1904 - 1986)
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.
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Frank Lloyd Wright (1869 - 1959)
Feel the fear and do it anyway.
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Susan Jeffers, Feel the Fear and Do It Anyway, 1988
Sometimes the laughter in mothering is the recognition of the ironies and absurdities. Sometime, though, it's just pure, unthinking delight.
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Barbara Schapiro, O Magazine, May 2003
Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
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Gallagher
That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
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William J. H. Boetcker
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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