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The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change.
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Seth MacFarlane, The Family Guy
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
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W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965), "Of Human Bondage", 1915
Peace of mind is that mental condition in which you have accepted the worst.
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Lin Yutang
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
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Russell Baker (1925 - )
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
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William Ralph Inge (1860 - 1954)
Man is tormented by no greater anxiety than to find someone quickly to whom he can hand over that great gift of freedom with which the ill-fated creature is born.
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Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881), "The Brothers Karamazov"
Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
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Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900)
Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
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Albert Camus (1913 - 1960)
Mighty hard to tell the people you love you're a failure.
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Laura Moncur (1969 - ), Merriton: Twelve Hours from San Francisco, 11-28-07
One's destination is never a place but rather a new way of looking at things.
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Henry Miller (1891 - 1980)
Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
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Rita Rudner
Nothing fails like success.
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Gerald Nachman
Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give.
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Charles Caleb Colton (1780 - 1832), Lacon, 1825
Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.
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Pete Seeger
A man who thinks he has a higher purpose can do terrible things, even to those he professes to love.
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Denise Mina, Hellblazer: Empathy is the Enemy, 2006
You must not come lightly to the blank page.
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Stephen King (1947 - ), On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft, 2000
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
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Dutch Proverb
Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them.
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Agatha Christie (1890 - 1976)
I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
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Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)
The older I get, the greater power I seem to have to help the world; I am like a snowball - the further I am rolled, the more I gain.
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Susan B. Anthony (1820 - 1906)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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