Random Quotations

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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
What very mysterious things days were. Sometimes they fly by, and other times they seem to last forever, yet they are all exactly twenty-four hours. There's quite a lot we don't know about them.
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Melanie Benjamin, Alice I Have Been, 2010
Isn't it good just to be alive on a day like this? I pity the people who aren't born yet for missing it.
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L. M. Montgomery (1874 - 1942), Anne of Green Gables, 1908
Study without desire spoils the memory, and it retains nothing that it takes in.
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Leonardo da Vinci (1452 - 1519)
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)
Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in.
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Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)
Fear not that thy life shall come to an end, but rather fear that it shall never have a beginning.
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John Henry Cardinal Newman (1801 - 1890)
Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony.
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Mahatma Gandhi (1869 - 1948)
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.
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Jef Raskin, interviewed in Doctor Dobb's Journal
Though the vicious can sometimes pour affliction upon the good, their power is transient and their punishment certain; and that innocence, though oppressed by injustice, shall, supported by patience, finally triumph over misfortune!
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Ann Radcliffe (1764 - 1823), The Mysteries of Udolpho, 1764
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
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Fred Allen (1894 - 1956)
A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is to have some great business and interest in your mind, which, like a sponge shall suck up your attention and keep you from brooding over what displeases you.
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Joseph Rickaby
When I was overweight and unhappy, I thought about being smaller, I thought about fitting into different clothes and feeling comfortable in any environment or social situation. But I didn't do anything about it. I was letting myself fall victim to not planning, not clarifying steps to reach my goals. Don't go on just wanting something. Start consciously planning where you want to be.
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Ali Vincent, Believe It, Be It: How Being the Biggest Loser Won Me Back My Life, 2009
They wouldn't call it falling in love if you didn't get hurt sometimes, but you just pick yourself up and move on.
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Gregory Thomas Garcia, Elijah Aron, Jordan Young, Raising Hope, Cheaters, April 2011
Anything you fully do is an alone journey.
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Natalie Goldberg
I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
If the people who make the decisions are the people who will also bear the consequences of those decisions, perhaps better decisions will result.
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John Abrams, The Company We Keep: Reinventing Small Business for People, Community and Place
A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Caskie Stinnett, Out of the Red (1960)
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
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Timothy Leary (1920 - 1996)
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
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Nancy Reagan (1921 - )
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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