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I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a life plan. But to have any meaning or viability at all, a life plan must include intimate relationships.
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Harriet Lerner
If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.
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Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
I always like a good math solution to any love problem.
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Michael Patrick King, Sex and the City, Take Me Out To The Ballgame, 1999
Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
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Herbert Henry Asquith (1852 - 1928)
Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), De Profundis, 1905
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
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Carl Jung (1875 - 1961)
What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.
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Margot Asquith
What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say?
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Logan Pearsall Smith (1865 - 1946), Afterthoughts (1931) "Age and Death"
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
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Jules Renard (1864 - 1910)
Passion is the quickest to develop, and the quickest to fade. Intimacy develops more slowly, and commitment more gradually still.
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Robert Sternberg
Babies are cool, until you've done everything to do with 'em and you get bored. That's why T.V. shows about babies don't last more than a year.
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Gregory Thomas Garcia, Alan Kirschenbaum, Raising Hope, Burt Rocks, November 30, 2010
Mistakes and disappointment make the sweet things in life that much sweeter.
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata, Animal Crossing: Wild World, 2005
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.
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Daniel J. Boorstin (1914 - )
Happiness lies not in the mere possession of money. It lies in the joy of achievement, in the thrill of creative effort.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882 - 1945), Speeches... in the Trial of Warren Hastings, May 5, 1789
A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
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James Feibleman
Difficulties come when you don't pay attention to life's whisper. Life always whispers to you first, but if you ignore the whisper, sooner or later you'll get a scream.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), Stanford Commencement Adress, 2008
The hardest thing when you think about focusing. You think focusing is about saying "Yes." No. Focusing is about saying "No." And when you say "No," you piss off people.
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Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011), Apple WWDC Closing Keynote, 1997
When we make assumptions, we contribute to the complexity rather than the simplicity of a problem, making it more difficult to solve.
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Julie A., M.A. Ross and Judy Corcoran, Joint Custody with a Jerk: Raising a Child with an Uncooperative Ex, 2011
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