Random Quotations

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Here's a tip to avoid death by celebrity: First off, get a life. They can't touch you if you're out doing something interesting.
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Kent Nichols and Douglas Sarine, Ask a Ninja, Question 55, 10-03-07
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
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Bob Edwards
If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.
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Brendan Francis
I believe the choice to be excellent begins with aligning your thoughts and words with the intention to require more from yourself.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), O Magazine, December 2003
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007)
Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Soul of Man under Socialism (1881)
We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action.
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Frank Tibolt
Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
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Malayan Proverb
Every individual matters. Every individual has a role to play. Every individual makes a difference.
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Jane Goodall (1934 - )
There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad.
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Salvador Dali (1904 - 1989)
True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible.
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Lawana Blackwell, The Dowry of Miss Lydia Clark, 1999
I get a lot of cracks about my hair, mostly from men who don't have any.
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Ann Richards
There are more of them than us.
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Herb Caen
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.
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David Letterman (1947 - )
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
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William H. Mauldin (1921 - 2003)
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.
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Benjamin Disraeli (1804 - 1881)
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
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Joe Martin, Porterfield
We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.
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Adelle Davis (1904 - 1974)
He that will not sail until all dangers are over, will never put to sea.
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Thomas Fuller (1608 - 1661)
Never eat more than you can lift.
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Miss Piggy
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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