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Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
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The Talmud
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - ), Metropolitan Life, 1978
What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.
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Jewish Proverb
Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.
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Robert Orben
Enjoy your own life without comparing it with that of another.
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Marquis de Condorcet (1743 - 1794)
[Spring is] when life's alive in everything.
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Christina Rossetti (1830 - 1894)
Is love supposed to last throughout all time, or is it like trains changing at random stops. If I loved her, how could I leave her? If I felt that way then, how come I don't feel anything now?
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Jeff Melvoin, Northern Exposure, Altered Egos, 1993
Allowing children to fight their own battles is one of the hardest parenting skills to learn.
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Julie A., M.A. Ross and Judy Corcoran, Joint Custody with a Jerk: Raising a Child with an Uncooperative Ex, 2011
But penance need not be paid in suffering...It can be paid in forward motion. Correcting the mistake is a positive move, a nurturing move.
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Barbara Hall, A Summons to New Orleans, 2000
She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.
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W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965)
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007)
We cannot swing up on a rope that is attached only to our own belt.
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William Ernest Hocking (1873 - 1966)
I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty.
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Nancy Reagan (1921 - )
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in 70 or 80 years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
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Doris Lessing, O Magazine, October 2003
The best things carried to excess are wrong.
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Charles Churchill
I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.
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Zach Braff
Where any one body of educated men, of whatever denomination, are condemned indiscriminately, there must be a deficiency of information, or...of something else.
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Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Mansfield Park
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
Never think that God's delays are God's denials. Hold on; hold fast; hold out. Patience is genius.
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Comte de Buffon (1707 - 1788)
Mustard's no good without roast beef.
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Chico Marx (1891 - 1961)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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