Random Quotations

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[M]aybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress.
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Michelle Burford, O Magazine, 2003
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half.
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John Wanamaker (1838 - 1922), (attributed)
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
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Heywood Broun (1888 - 1939), Sitting on the World, 1924
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.
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Dick Werthimer
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
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Jane Wagner, (and Lily Tomlin)
It is not giving children more that spoils them; it is giving them more to avoid confrontation.
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John Gray, "Children Are From Heaven"
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
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Ann Landers (1918 - 2002)
It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.
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Anne Tyler (1941 - ), Celestial Navigation, 1974
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
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Mary Wilson Little
Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
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Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)
Live well. It is the greatest revenge.
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The Talmud
Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.
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Franklin P. Adams (1881 - 1960)
Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Be gentle with the young.
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Juvenal (55 AD - 127 AD)
We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery.
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H. G. Wells (1866 - 1946)
I happen to feel that the degree of a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the number of conflicting attitudes she can bring to bear on the same topic.
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Lisa Alther, Kinflicks, 1975
I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
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J. R. R. Tolkien (1892 - 1973), The Fellowship of the Ring
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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