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I find nothing more depressing than optimism.
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Paul Fussell
There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good.
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Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784), Taxation No Tyranny
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970), Conquest of Happiness (1930) ch. 14
Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
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George S. Patton (1885 - 1945), (attributed)
The more you know, the less you need.
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Aboriginal Saying
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.
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Michael Pritchard
Whenever you looked forward to anything pleasant you were sure to be more or less disappointed . . . perhaps that is true. But there is a good side to it too. The bad things don't always come up to your expectations either . . . they nearly always turn out ever so much better than you think.
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L. M. Montgomery (1874 - 1942), Anne of Green Gables, 1908
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), Mother Night
It is only possible to live happily ever after on a day-to-day basis.
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Margaret Bonnano
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.
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Shelley Winters (1922 - 2006)
Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It's unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don't have to try.
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Peggy Noonan (1950 - ), in Good Housekeeping
Aspiring to a small business that does what it does very well is a noble pursuit.
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Narenda Rocherolle, Cashing In or Selling Out, SXSW 2006
If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.
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Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
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Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965), My Early Life, 1930
The significant problems we have cannot be solved at the same level of thinking with which we created them.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955), (attributed)
Aristotle was famous for knowing everything. He taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons.
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Will Cuppy
There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.
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G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936)
That's the thing about being a former fat camp champ: when asked if I'd change my past if I could, I always answer no. The pain of being an overweight kid, the humiliation, make you think twice before ever cutting anyone else down.
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Stephanie Klein, Moose, 2008
God give me strength to face a fact though it slay me.
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Thomas H. Huxley (1825 - 1895)
I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogether.
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Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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