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I think that when you invite people to your home, you invite them to yourself.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), 20th Anniversary DVD
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.
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Bob Edwards
He talked with more claret than clarity.
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Susan Ertz
How we remember, what we remember and why we remember form the most personal map of our individuality.
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Christina Baldwin
Resentment is anger directed at others--at what they did or did not do.
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Peter McWilliams, Life 101
Dude, marriage is the 'get out of loneliness free' card in the Monopoly game of life.
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Veronica Pare and Ferrett Steinmetz, Home on the Strange, 11-09-07
Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001), "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
An honor is not diminished for being shared.
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Lois McMaster Bujold, "Shards of Honor", 1986
Einstein said God doesn't play dice with the universe, but I don't know--maybe not as a whole, but I think he gets a pretty big kick out of messing in peoples' back yards.
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Dennis Koenig and Jordan Budde, Northern Exposure, Roots, 1991
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?
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Artemus Ward (1834 - 1867)
For the sense of smell, almost more than any other, has the power to recall memories and it is a pity that you use it so little.
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Rachel Carson (1907 - 1964)
Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities that will help you relax.
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Dianne Hales
Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done.
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Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806 - 1861)
Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
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Darby Conley, Get Fuzzy Comic, 08-15-07
Painting is an attempt to come to terms with life. There are as many solutions as there are human beings.
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George Tooker
To know the pains of power, we must go to those who have it; to know its pleasures, we must go to those who are seeking it.
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Charles Caleb Colton (1780 - 1832), Lacon, 1825
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
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Wendell Johnson
Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule - and both commonly succeed, and are right.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
All human situations have their inconveniences. We feel those of the present but neither see nor feel those of the future; and hence we often make troublesome changes without amendment, and frequently for the worse.
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Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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