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It is easier to exclude harmful passions than to rule them, and to deny them admittance than to control them after they have been admitted.
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Seneca (5 BC - 65 AD)
To believe in God or in a guiding force because someone tells you to is the height of stupidity. We are given senses to receive our information within. With our own eyes we see, and with our own skin we feel. With our intelligence, it is intended that we understand. But each person must puzzle it out for himself or herself.
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Sophy Burnham
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
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Mel Brooks (1926 - )
It is a waste of energy to be angry with a man who behaves badly, just as it is to be angry with a car that won't go.
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Bertrand Russell (1872 - 1970)
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
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Aaron McGruder, The Boondocks, 07-10-2001
A good name, like good will, is got by many actions and lost by one.
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Lord Jeffery
If Spirituality is that you're humble in the face of forces greater than you and you believe those forces are more inclined toward being good than being bad, then I'm a spiritual person.
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Michael J. Fox (1961 - ), Good Housekeeping, June 2011
Take time to deliberate, but when the time for action has arrived, stop thinking and go in.
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Napoleon Bonaparte (1769 - 1821)
I was thought to be 'stuck up.' I wasn't. I was just sure of myself. This is and always has been an unforgivable quality to the unsure.
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Bette Davis (1908 - 1989), The Lonely Life, 1962
Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary
Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back.
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Milan Kundera (1929 - )
There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.
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Cyril Connolly (1903 - 1974)
To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.
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Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
I said to myself, I have things in my head that are not like what anyone has taught me - shapes and ideas so near to me - so natural to my way of being and thinking that it hasn't occurred to me to put them down. I decided to start anew, to strip away what I had been taught.
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Georgia O'Keeffe (1887 - 1986)
Years ago my mother said to me, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.
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Mary Chase (1887 - 1973), Elwood P. Dowd (Jimmy Stewart) in "Harvey", 1950
Nothing happens to any thing which that thing is not made by nature to bear.
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Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121 AD - 180 AD), Meditations
Employment is the surest antidote to sorrow.
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Ann Radcliffe (1764 - 1823), The Mysteries of Udolpho, 1764
When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen.
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Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)
The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth.
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Robinson Jeffers, O Magazine, October 2003
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Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
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