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Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?
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George Price
He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.
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Rudyard Kipling (1865 - 1936)
Unfortunately sometimes one can't do what one thinks is right without making someone else unhappy.
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W. Somerset Maugham (1874 - 1965), The Razor's Edge, 1943
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
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Victor Borge (1909 - 2000)
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
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Dorothy Sarnoff
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
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Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)
Not wanting to die was another universal constant, it seemed.
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Robert J. Sawyer (1960 - ), "Calculating God", 2000
All my possessions for a moment of time.
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Elizabeth I (1533 - 1603)
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)
Health is not valued till sickness comes.
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Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734), Gnomologia, 1732
If it doesn't feel right, don't do it. That's the lesson. That lesson alone, will save you a lot of grief. Even doubt means don't.
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Oprah Winfrey (1954 - ), Stanford Commencement Adress, 2008
A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), Parents and Children (1914) "Children's Happiness"
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
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John F. Kennedy (1917 - 1963)
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.
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Joe Theismann, Former quarterback
Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done.
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Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1806 - 1861)
Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
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Sir Ralph Richardson (1902 - 1983), quoted in New York Herald Tribune, May 19, 1946
Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.
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Ralph Charell
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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