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Whenever you find that you are on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
It is equally offensive to speed a guest who would like to stay and to detain one who is anxious to leave.
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Homer (800 BC - 700 BC)
Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.
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Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882 - 1945), radio address, October 26, 1939
'Taint't worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes.
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Sarah Orne Jewett (1849 - 1909), The Country of the Pointed Firs, 1896
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894)
ALL things great are wound up with all things little.
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L. M. Montgomery (1874 - 1942), Anne of Green Gables, 1908
All my possessions for a moment of time.
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Elizabeth I (1533 - 1603)
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
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Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895, Act I
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.
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Jonathan Swift (1667 - 1745)
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
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Peter Steiner, cartoon in The New Yorker, July 5, 1993
What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
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Bob Dylan (1941 - )
It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
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Eugene McCarthy (1916 - 2005)
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
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Robert Wilensky, speech at a 1996 conference
I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.'
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Jack Handey (1949 - ), Deep Thoughts
Even writers need relief from words.
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Sarah Vowell, O Magazine, March 2009
First it is necessary to stand on your own two feet. But the minute a man finds himself in that position, the next thing he should do is reach out his arms.
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Kristin Hunter, O Magazine, November 2003
You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future.
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Chuck Palahniuk (1962 - ), Invisible Monsters, 1999
Philosophy is a battle against the bewitchment of our intelligence by means of language.
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Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889 - 1951)
The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth.
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Robinson Jeffers, O Magazine, October 2003
I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.
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E. M. Forster (1879 - 1970), as a small child
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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