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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 4, 2015
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Bill Watterson (1958 - ), Calvin and Hobbes  
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
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Jeff Marder  
'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.
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Malaclypse the Younger  
As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.
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M. Cartmill  
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