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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 1, 2015
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), "Cold Turkey", In These Times, May 10, 2004  
Never eat more than you can lift.
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Miss Piggy  
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
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Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)  
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
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Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865)  
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