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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 26, 2025
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'
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Jay Leno (1950 - )  
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You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right? Please wait until I am wrong.
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Johann von Neumann (1903 - 1957), on being phoned at 10:00 AM  
I have read your book and much like it.
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Moses Hadas (1900 - 1966)  
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For aught that I could ever read, could ever hear by tale or history, the course of true love never did run smooth.
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William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act I, sc. 1  
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