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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 8, 2026
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)  
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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Aaron McGruder, The Boondocks  
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?
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James Thurber (1894 - 1961)  
If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
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Robert X. Cringely, InfoWorld magazine  
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