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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 24, 2017
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
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Alfred North Whitehead (1861 - 1947)  
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The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
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David M. Ogilvy  
Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon.
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Alexander Pope (1688 - 1744)  
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Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense.
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Gertrude Stein (1874 - 1946)  
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