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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 4, 2026
They wouldn't call it falling in love if you didn't get hurt sometimes, but you just pick yourself up and move on.
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Gregory Thomas Garcia, Elijah Aron, Jordan Young, Raising Hope, Cheaters, April 2011  
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I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.
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Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)  
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Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
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Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790)  
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