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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 1, 2015
Civilization is the process of reducing the infinite to the finite.
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Oliver Wendell Holmes (1809 - 1894)  
After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.
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De la Lastra's Corollary  
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
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Thomas Szasz, "The Second Sin"  
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
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