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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 15, 2025
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down.
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Flip Wilson (1933 - 1998)  
Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.
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Niels Bohr (1885 - 1962), to a young physicist  
What you look like on the outside is not what makes you cool at all. I mean, I had a mullet and wore parachute pants for a long, long time, and I'm doin' okay.
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Ellen DeGeneres, The Ellen Show, 05-17-13  
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That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.
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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)  
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