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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 11, 2026
Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.
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Samuel Johnson (1709 - 1784)  
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet.
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Saint Augustine (354 AD - 430 AD)  
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
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Rudyard Kipling (1865 - 1936)  
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