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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 7, 2026
Don't try to solve serious matters in the middle of the night.
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Philip K. Dick (1928 - 1982), What the Dead Men Say, 1954  
For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much.
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W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman, And Now All This (1932) introduction  
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
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Jeff Foxworthy  
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)  
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