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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 19, 2026
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
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Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902)  
Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.
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John Wilmot  
It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.
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Mick Jagger (1943 - )  
Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians.
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Jimmy Wales, Keynote Speech, SXSW 2006  
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