Random Quotations

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Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs...and jerk the heck out of you.
Denise Dobbs, Northern Exposure, Survival of the Species, 1993
Keep cool and you command everybody.
Louis de Saint-Just (1767 - 1794)
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.
Christopher Morley (1890 - 1957)
Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose.
Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner
I'm sure a lot of you had this experience when you're changing. You're growing as a person and people tend to treat you like you were 18 months ago, and it's really frustrating sometimes when you're growing up and you're more capable. It's the same thing with a company and the press. The press is going to have a lag time. The best thing we can do about the press is embrace them and do the best thing we can to educate them about our strategy. But to keep our eye on the prize, that is turning out some great products. the press and the stock prize will take care of themselves.
Steve Jobs (1955 - 2011), Apple WWDC Closing Keynote, 1997
God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through.
Paul Valery (1871 - 1945)
If men saw that a term was set to their troubles, they would find strength in some way to withstand the hocus-pocus and intimidations of the prophets.
Lucretius (96 BC - 55 BC), On the Nature of the Universe
The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.
Gustave Flaubert (1821 - 1880)
Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes.
Kenneth Hildebrand
I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'
Ellen DeGeneres
Character is the basis of happiness and happiness the sanction of character.
George Santayana (1863 - 1952)
Cocooned inside our private dramas we often donít realize life is rolling by us like it should.
Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 08-29-06
There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.
Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary
Oh, what a dear ravishing thing is the beginning of an Amour!
Aphra Behn
All that is human must retrograde if it does not advance.
Edward Gibbon (1737 - 1794)
The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present moment is where work and play merge.
Stephen Nachmanovitch
You try to give away what you want yourself.
Lois McMaster Bujold, "Memory", 1996
Thatís the thing about pain, it demands to be felt.
John Green, The Fault in Our Stars, 2012
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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