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Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
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Malayan Proverb
I’ve decided that the key to happiness is low expectations.
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Laura Moncur, Merriton, 06-04-08
There's this big pie in show business, and you physically can't eat the whole pie. If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. The real trick is not to try to get the whole pie, but to keep the biggest slice.
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Jay Leno (1950 - ), O Magazine, February 2003
I still need more healthy rest in order to work at my best. My health is the main capital I have and I want to administer it intelligently.
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Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)
Hate no one; hate their vices, not themselves.
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J. G. C. Brainard
I live now on borrowed time, waiting in the anteroom for the summons that will inevitably come. And then - I go on to the next thing, whatever it is. One doesn't luckily have to bother about that.
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Agatha Christie (1890 - 1976), An Autobiography, 1977
Things don't fall apart. Things hold. Lines connect in thin ways that last and last and lives become generations made out of pictures and words just kept.
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Lucille Clifton
People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness.
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Heather Armstrong, Dooce, 07-07-06
[Common sense] is the best sense I know of.
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Lord Chesterfield (1694 - 1773)
The enthusiasm of a woman's love is even beyond the biographer's.
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Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Mansfield Park
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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