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Exit, pursued by a bear.
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William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616), Stage direction in "The Winter's Tale"
Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves.
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Carl Jung (1875 - 1961)
Put up with it and you will get more of it.
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Lynne Deal
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
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Coleman Cox
A dog is the greatest gift a parent can give a child. OK, a good education, then a dog.
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John Grogan, An Interview with John Grogan, 2008
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)
We go where our vision is.
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Joseph Murphy
Never discourage anyone...who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.
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Plato (427 BC - 347 BC)
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
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Aristotle (384 BC - 322 BC)
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MM's Cynical Quotes LM's Motivational Quotes Classic Quotes
Cole's Quotables Rand Lindsly's Quotes Poor Man's College
alt.quotations Archives 20th Century Quotations Quotations by Women
The Devil's Dictionary Contributed Quotations

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