Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 04, 2025
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Wilson Mizner (1876 - 1933)  
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
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Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931)  
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
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Christopher Morley (1890 - 1957)  
There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.
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Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content #1356, 03-10-09  
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