Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - February 18, 2025
Science has proof without any certainty. Creationists have certainty without any proof.
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Ashley Montague  
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.
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Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865), (attributed)  
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.
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Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)  
The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
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Jeff Foxworthy  
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