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Jeff Foxworthy
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If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
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Jeff Foxworthy
My whole career can be summed up with 'Ignorance is bliss.' When you do not know better, you do not really worry about failing.
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The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
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There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.
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