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- Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
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- Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
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- Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
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- Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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- Barnum was wrong - it's more like every 30 seconds.
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- Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
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- Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
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- Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.
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- Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
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- Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.
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- Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
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- Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other.
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- Fools rush in where fools have been before.
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- He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
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- He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.
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- I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
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- I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'
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- In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
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- It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
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- Most people rust out due to lack of challenge. Few people rust out due to overuse.
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