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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 26, 2026
I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.
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Oscar Levant (1906 - 1972)  
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
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Marston Bates  
War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
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Georges Clemenceau (1841 - 1929)  
I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'
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Ellen DeGeneres  
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