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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 11, 2025
Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
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Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)  
That's what college is for - getting as many bad decisions as possible out of the way before you're forced into the real world. I keep a checklist of 'em on the wall in my room.
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Jeph Jacques, Questionable Content, 01-04-07  
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
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Aesop (620 BC - 560 BC)  
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)  
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