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Results of search for Author: Woody Allen - Page 1 of 5 Showing results 1 to 10 of 47 total quotations found.
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Results from Cole's Quotables:

Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.: Woody Allen (1935 - )

Results from Rand Lindsly's Quotations:

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
The only difference between sex and death is, with death you can do it alone and nobody's going to make fun of you.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
We were married by a reformed rabbi in Long Island. A very reformed rabbi. A Nazi.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal: Woody Allen (1935 - )
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded - dead.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.: Woody Allen (1935 - ), Annie Hall
Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.: Woody Allen (1935 - )

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