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I don't want to become immortal through my work, I want to become immortal through not dying.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
Miscellaneous methods of Civil Disobedience: Standing in front of City Hall and chanting the word 'pudding' until one's demands are met. Phoning members of the 'establishment' and singing 'Bess, You Is My Woman Now' into the phone. Dressing as a policeman and then skipping. Pretending to be an artichoke but punching people as they pass.: Woody Allen (1935 - ), Without Feathers
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?: Woody Allen (1935 - ), Without Feathers
Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.: Woody Allen (1935 - ), Without Feathers
Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.: Woody Allen (1935 - ), Without Feathers
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.: Woody Allen (1935 - ), Without Feathers
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOE Unbearably lovely music is heard as the curtain rises, and we see the woods on a summer afternoon. A fawn dances on and nibbles slowly at some leaves. He drifts lazily through the soft foliage. Soon he starts coughing and drops dead.: Woody Allen (1935 - ), Without Feathers
Thought: why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only for food: frequently there must be a beverage.: Woody Allen (1935 - ), Without Feathers
Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing ; between 5 it's fantastic ...: Woody Allen (1935 - )

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