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Life is divided up into the horrible and the miserable. The horrible would be terminal cases, blind people, criples. The miserable is everyone else. When you go through life you should be thankful that you're miserable.
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Woody Allen (1935 - ), 'Annie Hall'
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
Eternity is very long, especially towards the end.
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Woody Allen (1935 - ), Just Six Numbers, Martin Rees, page 71
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.
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Woody Allen (1935 - )
How to make God laugh: Tell him your future plans.
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