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Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive webcomic, 09-17-05

The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive webcomic, 11-11-04

You can't show love to someone at the expense of someone else who loves you.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 01-19-10

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You make me understand how wonderful it is for little lizards when they find that one special rock that's perfect for sunning themselves on. You make me lizard-happy.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 02-23-10

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It's not a matter of whether or not someone's watching over you. It's just a question of their intentions.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 03-24-07

Success only hurts the first time.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 04-01-2006

Lies are like children. If you don't nurture them, they'll never be useful later.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 07-26-2012

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A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 08-02-11

Ah, sweet alcohol. Like a true friend, you replace the anger with better, louder anger.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 08-23-11

Death likes it when you play hard to get.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 09-20-12

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Being prepared for loss is never the same as being ready for it.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 10-20-09

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I barely trust established sources of information. I have a hard time finding [Wikipedia], an encyclopedia that anyone can alter, to be a safe way to learn about anything except how many idiots think their opinions are a suitable substitute for facts.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 10-31-2006

Friendship is being there when someone's feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 11-04-10

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Think of life as a giant, fat cat you're in charge of. Sometimes you can control it, but other times, it's going to do what it wants and you have to roll with it. And sometimes you can do everything - everything you're s'posed to do- and it'll still shred all the things you hold dear... The only thing you can really do with life is rub its belly and prepare for the worst.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 11-07-2011

I guess that's how death works. It doesn't matter if we're ready or not. It just happens.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 11-29-2006

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Forgiveness is one of the many horrible side effects of loving someone.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, 12-29-05

Nothing like a lot of exercise to make you realize you'd rather be lazy and dead sooner.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, Casting Call, 10-21-13

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That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, Family's A Gamble Part 5, 07-25-13

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Slap a mask on a drunk and you're going to have trouble. It's like having a live reenactment of anonymous forum comments.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, Masquerade, 09-09-13

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I've accepted that I'm not going to die of natural causes, [but] getting killed 'cuz you're naturally a dick seems like natural causes to me.

Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive, Natural Causes, 06-07-13

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