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Matt Groening (1954 - )
US cartoonist & satirist [more author details]

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What if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.: Matt Groening, The Simpsons
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!: Matt Groening, The Simpsons
When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.: Matt Groening, The Simpsons
You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.: Matt Groening, The Simpsons
You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.: Matt Groening, The Simpsons
You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity.: Matt Groening, The Simpsons
You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.: Matt Groening, The Simpsons
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.: Matt Groening, The Simpsons

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