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- How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- If it doesn't have Siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- Romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- There's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
- What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
- Matt Groening, The Simpsons
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