Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 20, 2014
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.
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Robert Benchley (1889 - 1945)  
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
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Richard Diran  
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)  
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
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Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)  
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