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W. C. Fields (1880 - 1946)
US actor [more author details]
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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W. C. Fields
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.
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I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
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I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
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I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
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Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
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Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
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W. C. Fields, in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels"

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