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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - January 24, 2012

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.: Will Rogers (1879 - 1935), quoted in Saturday Review, Aug. 25, 1962
On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.: Tom Lehrer (1928 - ), lecturing in "The Nature of Math", 4/4/90
The wages of sin are unreported.: Unknown
Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. Otherwise, there wouldn't be religious people.: Doris Egan, House M.D., The Right Stuff, 2007

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