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Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)
US humorist & showman [more author details]
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An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
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Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
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Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.
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Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
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I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
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I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up.
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I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.
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If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.
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Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
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Nothing you can't spell will ever work.
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
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Politics is applesauce.
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Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
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That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election.
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