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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 11, 2025
Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.
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Charles M. Schulz (1922 - 2000), (Snoopy)  
We do on stage things that are supposed to happen off. Which is a kind of integrity, if you look on every exit as being an entrance somewhere else.
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Tom Stoppard (1937 - ), Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1967)  
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
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Totie Fields  
Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.
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George Santayana (1863 - 1952)  
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