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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 26, 2025
It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.
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Abigail Van Buren (1918 - ), (Dear Abby)  
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )  
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
No.
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Amy Carter, (President Jimmy Carter's daughter) when asked by a reporter if she had any message for the children of America  
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