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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - March 15, 2026
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
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Darrin Weinberg  
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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Scott Adams (1957 - )  
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
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George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), Man and Superman (1903) "Maxims for Revolutionists"  
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
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Dylan Thomas (1914 - 1953), in Constantine Fitzgibbon, Life of Dylan Thomas (1965)  
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