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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 2, 2026
Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
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Thomas A. Edison (1847 - 1931)  
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Redd Foxx (1922 - 1991)  
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
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Jackie Mason (1934 - )  
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
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Jane Caminos  
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