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I am at two with nature.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
I took a speed reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.: Woody Allen (1935 - ), Without Feathers, 1976
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?: Woody Allen (1935 - )
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.: Woody Allen (1935 - ), My Speech to the Graduates
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down.: Woody Allen (1935 - )
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