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Results of search for Author: George Burns - Page 1 of 2 Showing results 1 to 10 of 12 total quotations found.
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Results from Michael Moncur's (Cynical) Quotations:

Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.: George Burns (1896 - 1996)
I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.: George Burns (1896 - 1996)
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.: George Burns (1896 - 1996)
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.: George Burns (1896 - 1996)
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.: George Burns (1896 - 1996)
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.: George Burns (1896 - 1996)
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If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.: George Burns (1896 - 1996)
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.: George Burns (1896 - 1996)
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.: George Burns (1896 - 1996)
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.: George Burns (1896 - 1996)

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