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Waiter Rant
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Sometimes people are on the outside looking in because they donít have any money. But sometimes people are on the outside looking in because they donít have any class.
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Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant blog, 09-12-06
Dating's like going on a job interview. You don't know if you'll get the job, but if you do, you get to see the interviewee naked.
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Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 04-18-06
Angels dancing on the head of a pin dissolve into nothingness at the bedside of a dying child.
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Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 06-21-05
Cocooned inside our private dramas we often donít realize life is rolling by us like it should.
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Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 08-29-06
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 09-07-05
We want God to come and save us. But he wonít. God doesnít stop levees from failing, he doesnít stay the force of tsunamis, and he doesnít stop planes from smashing into buildings. Deus Ex Machina is overrated.
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Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 09-09-05
But seduction isnít making someone do what they donít want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already.
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Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 11-29-05
Character is forged in the smallest of struggles. Then, when the big challenges come, weíre ready.
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Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant weblog, 12-30-05
I once read cooking is something you do for your family. But when youíre alone you sometimes have to treat yourself like family. And now that my apartmentís redolent with the smell of food it feels more like a home than a box where I hang my hat.
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Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant, 01-10-10
My mom grew up in Spanish Harlem and the Bronx and gave me an invaluable piece of advice for dealing with people in New York - if someone’s bugging you just act crazy. I’ve modified her approach somewhat. Public displays of religiosity work just as well as feigning psychosis.
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Waiter Rant, Waiter Rant, 01-14-10

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