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- Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
- Russell Baker
- Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.
- Russell Baker
- Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
- Russell Baker
- People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.
- Russell Baker
- People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.
- Russell Baker
- The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him.
- Russell Baker
- The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.
- Russell Baker
- Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
- Russell Baker
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