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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)
US comedian with Marx Brothers [more author details]
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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.
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Groucho Marx
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
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Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.
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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
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She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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There's one way to find out if a man is honest-ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook.
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Women should be obscene and not heard.
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I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.
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Groucho Marx, In the film A Day at the Races

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