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- My computer beat me at chess... so I beat it at kickboxing.
- Demetri Martin
- I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.
- Demetri Martin, New York Magazine, October 3, 2005
- I go to the gym religiously. About twice a year around the holidays.
- Demetri Martin, On James Corden, Sept. 7, 2018
- Nearly one-half of all Americans are torsos.
- Demetri Martin, On James Corden, Sept. 7, 2018
- I like sports bars. Sports bars are great because they collect all of the people I don't want to hang out with, and put them in one room.
- Demetri Martin, The Overthinker, Netflix, 2018
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