Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 19, 2024
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
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Ed Gardner  
After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done.
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Unknown  
The computer is a moron.
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Peter Drucker (1909 - 2005)  
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)  
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