Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 15, 2024
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
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Miguel de Cervantes (1547 - 1616)  
I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
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Henny Youngman (1906 - 1998)  
I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer.
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Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)  
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