Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 06, 2024
I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.
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Dan Quayle (1947 - ), to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/89  
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
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E. V. Lucas  
We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.
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Robert Wilensky, speech at a 1996 conference  
Nature abhors a vacuum, but not as much as cats do.
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Lee Entrekin  
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