Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 03, 2024
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
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Emo Phillips  
The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
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Henry Kissinger (1923 - )  
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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George Burns (1896 - 1996)  
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary  
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