Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 31, 2024
The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
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King Farouk of Egypt (1920 - 1965), 1948  
Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )  
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
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Thomas Mann (1875 - 1955)  
If at first you don't succeed try, try again. If you fail even after these attempts, perhaps your just stupid.
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Devin J. Monroe (1983 - )  
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