Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 26, 2024
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for the paper I wrote it down on.
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Beryl Pfizer  
We're actors - we're the opposite of people.
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Tom Stoppard (1937 - ), Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (1967)  
Health food makes me sick.
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Calvin Trillin (1935 - )  
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Dave Barry (1947 - )  
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