Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 14, 2024
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.
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Jack Handey (1949 - )  
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.
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Heywood Broun (1888 - 1939), Sitting on the World, 1924  
Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
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Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)  
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
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