Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 22, 2024
Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add up.
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James Magary  
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.
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Hagar the Horrible  
The best way out is always through.
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Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)  
I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
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