Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 21, 2024
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
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Blore's Razor  
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.
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Benjamin Franklin (1706 - 1790), Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759  
A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.
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Francois de La Rochefoucauld (1613 - 1680)  
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together, but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
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Evan Esar (1899 - 1995), Esar's Comic Dictionary  
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