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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 08, 2017
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)  
Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better.
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Andre Gide (1869 - 1951)  
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
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Sam Levenson (1911 - 1980)  
People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness.
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Heather Armstrong, Dooce, 07-07-06  
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