Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 18, 2017
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
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Douglas Adams (1952 - 2001)  
The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward.
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John Maynard Keynes (1883 - 1946)  
History is more or less bunk.
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Henry Ford (1863 - 1947)  
People who reach the top of the tree are only those who haven't got the qualifications to detain them at the bottom.
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Peter Ustinov (1921 - 2004)  
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