Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - November 14, 2016
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
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Burt Bacharach (1928 - )  
The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
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Vic Gold  
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Kurt Vonnegut (1922 - 2007), Cat's Cradle  
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.
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Charlotte Whitton, Canada Month, June 1963  
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