Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - September 28, 2016
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
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Mickey Mouse (1928 - )  
If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.
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Mel Brooks (1926 - )  
I don't like composers who think. It gets in the way of their plagiarism.
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Howard Dietz  
The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.
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Ellen DeGeneres  
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