Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - August 15, 2015
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.
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Henry Morgan  
No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
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Sir Frederick G. Banting (1891 - 1941)  
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
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Doug Larson  
Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Prehistoric Ice Man, 1999  
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