Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 11, 2015
My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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Errol Flynn (1909 - 1959)  
Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.
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William Ralph Inge (1860 - 1954)  
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
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Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971)  
It's never just a game when you're winning.
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George Carlin (1937 - 2008)  
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