Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - June 23, 2015
Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better.
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Emile Coue (1857 - 1926)  
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
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Johnny Carson (1925 - 2005)  
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
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Aesop (620 BC - 560 BC)  
Skiing consists of wearing $3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles in the snow in order to stand around at a bar and drink.
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P. J. O'Rourke (1947 - )  
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