Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - May 21, 2015
There is always a well-known solution to every human problem--neat, plausible, and wrong.
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H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956), Prejudices: Second Series, 1920  
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.
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Fran Lebowitz (1950 - )  
At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas.
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Aldous Huxley (1894 - 1963)  
I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane.
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Ray Bradbury (1920 - ), Fahrenheit 451, 1953  
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