Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 20, 2015
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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Laurence J. Peter (1919 - 1988), The Peter Principle (1969), chapter 1  
Brain: an apparatus with which we think we think.
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Ambrose Bierce (1842 - 1914), The Devil's Dictionary  
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
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Alfred Hitchcock (1899 - 1980), In Simon Rose, Classic Film Guide (1995)  
The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.
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Randy K. Milholland, Something Positive Comic, 09-07-06  
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