Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - April 15, 2015
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
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Mark Twain (1835 - 1910), A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court  
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them.
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Jane Austen (1775 - 1817)  
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.
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Robert Frost (1874 - 1963)  
I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say 'Mitch,' and I say 'what?' and turn my head slightly.
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Mitch Hedberg (1968 - 2005)  
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