Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - October 12, 2014
What's another word for Thesaurus?
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Steven Wright (1955 - )  
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.
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James Thurber (1894 - 1961), in Edward R. Murrow television interview  
Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
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Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park, Prehistoric Ice Man, 1999  
So this is how liberty dies. With thunderous applause.
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George Lucas (1944 - ), Senator Amidala in Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005)  
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