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Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 18, 2014
Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.
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Joey Bishop (1918 - )  
Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.
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Edward Teller (1908 - 2003)  
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.
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Jay Leno (1950 - )  
Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them, get them right, or they will get you wrong.
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Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734), Gnomologia, 1732  
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