Quotes of the Day

Selected from Michael Moncur's Collection of Quotations - July 16, 2014
What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
Irv Kupcinet  
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.
Garry Shandling (1949 - )  
We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners.
George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950), "You Never Can Tell" (1898), act I  
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900)  
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